How Paranoid ARE You?

Any more, i delete any and all PM's, as soon as i receive them, INCLUDING slicking the folder,

as well as any i send.

i'm being paranoid,

for sure!

but i don't want "others" reading my private communications,

nor having access to them.

Well, and i must say, any of the "Rules" that i know of?

Can be broken in PM's,

INCLUDING "Talking About The Banned!"

:rofl:

Well, IF no Mods and/or Skip-To-My-Loo's are allowed to read them...

 

Paranoid?

Who wants to know. :toetap05:

 

i'm not paranoid at all about my pm's.

i do have some serious trust issues though.


overall, my paranoia is about this big:

 

As big as a black man's penis?

 

I'm extremely non-paranoid, but I practice caution. Few avoided consequences are worth living a life of fear and mistrust.

 

if that is how big you think black men's penises are, then you need to stop watching porn immediately...

 

Yeah, well,

once burned,

twice shy...


And ask yourself this ~

Are these Mods really looking out for the members,

protecting them from "booby traps?"

Or are the Mods the one's MAKING the posts that are Booby Traps?

(It's a conspiracy, i tell you! )

Although, i think Air and Stink and Fitzy and Samson are all pretty cool!

(Except for Air's avvy... That whole Licking My Own Nose To Get The Snot/Buggers out/off is sort of horrifying... :rofl: )

 

If I stop watching porn my sex life would consist of 0% activity.

I'm clinging to what I have damnit!

 

watch amateur porn. no fake dicks there.




i'm clinging to what i have too. while gently stroking up and down on it...

 

porn, huh, what?

:drool5:

 

Oh, yeah!

And along the lines of Undies Dude's post:

Errr,

ummm,

wasn't it something about a humongus cock?

Yeah!

i'll take one of THOSE! :rofl:

Oh, not for pleasure ~ big sort of HURTS ~

but for Imagining...

(Breathy) Yyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Okay, i'm busy ~ brb ~ maybe...

:rofl:

 

DAMN. dude!

Do we ALL (fe & male) do "it" the same way???

'Cuz i'm gettin' sort of horny thinking about all that st(r)oking...

 

one way to find out...

i'll be awaiting your video so i can compare methods, and then i'll get back to you.

 

Stink is cool but he is one of the worst for spying and dirty tricks. Samson abuses his powers in the chatroom. I'm not attacking these people but just using them as examples to show you that you trust people that might not be trustworthy, so where is your paranoia really getting you? May as well let go.

Also, if you've observed how Hipforums "purges" work, you'll see that you don't really need to worry until the mods all go out on a collective rampage, which is only once every few years.

I don't know if you are joking or serious to be honest.

 

now I feel left out, again. :toetap05:

I hope you have fun while you go fuck yourself.

 

i'll need more than one video for my research, silly.


and don't worry, i will.

 

:icon_bs:

 

are you saying i'm not going to enjoy fucking myself?

you must not know me at all...

 

Sounds like Stink's just the man to talk to about what could be spied upon.

It's so freakin' sad,

but you know what?

House is right ~

almost everyone lies.

Do any of y'all live the Truth?

No lies,

not even if it will save your hind end?

i used to ~ but because an alcholic must have someone below them,

and because i'm a stoner (nats, only!)

i'm like the scum of the earth, and have had to lie about smoking pot.

i didn't used to.

If anyone didn't like it,

well,

they weren't paying for it,

they weren't anteing anything up over it,

and since they didn't smoke it,

they weren't at risk over it.

It's one of those 'white lies' that we tell ourselves will just comfort the person we're telling it to,

but if you're hiding yourself,

from those you're closest to,

WHO the flip ARE you?

Love IS Truth ~ ALL the time, about ANY- and/or EVERY-thing.

That's the beauty of forums, imho ~

i get to be me,

and you get to be you,

the REAL me and the REAL you.

All of my life, i hid behind my glasses and a wall of quietude ~

but, now, i'm emancipated!

brb - need to figure out what this thread is actually about, since i'm pretty sure it isn't about my big, fat life and/or experiences...

 

Yes, because I've given you crabs and herpes... in my defense Face Eater gave the shit to me initially and didn't tell me.