How often do you masturbate?

I ask because I've known of my boyfriend to do it like 7 times in a day. In fact, he has to get off multiple times a day. Therapy? lol Anyway, numbers ya'll?:ssmokeit: And, I will go do that...

 

Once a day

 

Apparently to much. I need new glasses

 

Me too, unless boredom advises otherwise.

 

Why too much? Why new glasses?

 

Funny you have that smoking weed gif in your posting... for after smoking weed, I feel aroused very easily and the orgasmic experience is more intense... on weed, I masturbate 3-4 times a day. Generally, I masturbate daily, most often in the morning to have a nice orgasmic start for the day...

In an interview a few years ago, Björk said, that she likes to masturbate every morning too... she's got a good point there, that's for sure.


Quoted from the article "Pixie Shtick" in "Details" magazine, issue 6/95: 'And sex is the subject she's stuck on now. Björk likes it. A lot. "If a doctor would measure me," she grins, perhaps imagining a way of calibrating the libido, "he would think I would have to have sex three times a day." She admits that she's "outrageously greedy" when it comes to sex - so much so that "it's, you know... a problem." But one she's learning to deal with. "I sort of do karate and swimming and working out and masturbating all morning every day and then I'm okay."'
(online at http://ebweb.at/ortner/tia/95/details9506/details9506.html)

Just be careful, it could be lethal, if you do it too often...:
http://www.atlnightspots.com/2011/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times

Wiggling bare toes,

~*Ganesha*~

 

Three times a day on average.

...I'm horny a lot.

 

Usually once every other day. But like Ganesha said, more if i smoke

 

LOVE this response I also agree with the more intense on pot...except occasionally takes me longer lol... That is great about Bjork!

 

Me, daily on average. Not often more than once a day. And often not on my own.

 

You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.


but lately I've been spending quality time with myself once a day

 

just once. i haven't stopped yet.

 

Lol, I see now! Thanks. People just should not be discouraged from it!

 

And there is that other funny myth, that boys will get hairy palms from jacking off too often, too... considering that I'm wearing glasses and am a hairy bear of a man, too, there might be some truth in it after all...

:smilielol5:

Wiggling bare toes,

~*Ganesha*~

 

lol! hmm

 

I am curious, and absolutely not inclined to judge or mock. Do you partake of the "bro crystal" circle, where dudes get off together while wearing crystals they believe connect them and store the energies generated by their efforts? Just an odd thing I read about once, and your last sentence was, well, suggestive.

As for me, I was a champion wanker for many years. Not so much for regularity, unlike some, I did take days off, but on the odd hot and sweaty Sunday, I would make masturbation the outright focus of my energies. Occasionally, but more often not, aided by some of those little blue pills they give to kids who piss off their teachers too much, I would spend the day masturbating in various ways, with various fantasies, and with a variety of toys both bought and improvised. My best was 7, and for some reason I have read very few posts over the years in similar threads where people claimed 8, I wonder if there is an official record?

This was pretty consistent through most of my relationships too, between the ages of 20 and 40 I probably averaged 12 times a week, with sex with my partner twice a week or so. Something has changed recently though, I am feeling my years a bit, and combine that with a girlfriend ten years my junior, just hitting her 30+ sexual prime, my masturbatory habits have all but disappeared. It's like some video game where it takes time to recharge your energy, and I need a full energy bar to tangle with the big boss.

So, till recently, a dozen times a week with occasional binges and time off, now, two or three times a month, usually when she wakes me up going to work and I have the day off to sleep in.

C/O
"semi retired wanker"

 

Interesting how things seem to have gone full circle, in the UK anyway.

Once upon a time boys were actively discouraged from masturbating, from creating the horrendous myths concerning the results of doing so, to medieval chastity devices that were more like things from the torture chambers of the Spanish Inquisition.

Now that we live in more enlightened times kids are being given sex education, even before they enter puberty (with the intention of preparing them for the traumas they are about to face), & being told about the medical advantages of masturbation, both physically & mentally.

 

at least twice a day

 

I used to masturbate daily when I was single. My wife keeps me fairly satisfied now, so I don't jerk off much.

 

Great answers everyone. I appreciate your honesty and thoughts!