How much of a cliched stoner are you?

Use the poll to tell the world how typical you are.. or are not as the case may be.

 

I dont have dreads

I have a full time state job

I wouldnt call myself a hippie but I have liberal viewpoints

My hair is about as short as it can be right now

My clothes arent tattered, but I dont go out of my way to dress nice. Usually my attire is jeans/shorts and a t-shirt/polo/hoodie.

I've been to Bonnaroo twice.

Im assuming crisps are potato chips I don't really eat chips much but I do like Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey Ice cream

I'm not stoned right now (sick with a respiritory infection)

I drive a 2002 Dodge Neon its not a sweet ride but its in good shape, isn't an eyesore, and gets good gas mileage.

I enjoy Marley and Dylan but don't actually own any of their albums or go out of my way to listen to them but their music isn't bad.

 

^ I'll do the same:

I have long hair, no dreadlocks.

I'm a full time stay at home mom/housewife

I consider myself a hippy.

My clothes aren't tattered per say, but they aren't in the best shape. Mostly I wear tshirts and stuff.

I used to go to festivals and shows all the time, but not anymore with a baby.

I don't have any favorite munchie food. I just eat whatever.

I won't be stoned for approximately 4 1/2 hours.

I drive a 2000 Ford Explorer XLT. It's loaded, and it's nice.

I love Bob Marley, and Dylan is good, but I don't listen to Dylan as often. Although I am quoting a Dylan song in my siggie. I have multiple marley albums, and maybe 1 Dylan.

 

No dreads

No real job

Im not a hippy

I only wear clean clothes

My hair isn't long but it isn't short

I've been to a couple

Everyone loves ice cream

Im burning out

I have a nice bike

Never really liked Bob marley but some of Dyans songs are pretty good

 

I have long messy hair. I don't care about getting it right in the mornings any more, I just wake up and go to school xD

I am not stoned right now, sadly.

 

i have messy dreads,
my clothes are old and tatty,
i go to gatherings,
i drive a shitty car,(by choice)
i listen to bob marley,

an im fixin to be stoned in about 5 minutes..

 

i have no dreads

no job

i have long hair

i don't wear old tatty clothes

i go to concerts.. but not really any gatherings or festivals

i have a favorite munchie food

i'm about to be stoned real soon

i drive a shit car

and i listen to bob dylan and marley.. not so much marley though

 

No dreads, but very messy hair.
No job at the moment, just school
I dont really consider myself a hippie
I got pretty clothes, though my favorite jeans are from when I was 14, they still fit , they recently got a big hole, but I dont really care. They are comfy.
I've been to a couple of festivals, bad ones in DR, maybe there will be better ones here in Ottawa.
My munchies depend on my mood
I havent been stoned since Sat and I dont think I'll be anytime soon.
I dont have a car
I love both Bobs I listen more to Bob Marley though, I guess he gives me that island feelingand immediately takes me to a beach and makes me think of home.

 

i dont have dreads
i dont have a job
i consider myself a hippy
i have long hair
my clothes arent really tattered but some of them are pretty old
festivals are always fun. this summer i went to hempfest, comfest and the michigan peace fest, they were all extremely funn
i actually dont eat much chocolate, ice cream or chips but recently my favorite munchy has been a big juicy pear
i am stoned right now
i dont drive, lots of my friends have cars or i just walk or bike
i love both bobbys

 

So form what I see, most stoners grow out their hair. Male stoners.

 

i have dreads
i have a job
i dont believe in labeling myself
i have long hair
my clothes arent tattered
festivals rule
i don't really have favorite snacks, I like them all
i am stoned right now
i have a fucking sweet car
i listen to both

 

I dont have dreads

I don't have a job.

I am a Hippy.

My hair is past my shoulders, but I keep it clean and nice.

Most of my clothes have some holes in them

I've never been to any gathering

I don't eat a lot of snacks.

I'm not stoned right now but will be soon.

I drive an old jeep, its ragged.

I love Marley and Dylan but they are not my favorite bands, I listen to a lot of metal and alternative rock.

 

I don't have dreads, though I'd like too

I have a job working at a law firm, and a sometimes job at a juice bar.

I'm pretty hippy, but I'm also alot of things

My hair is fairly long, I don't brush it but it's curly so I just kinda let it maintain itself

I don't do laundry that often, but I never wear bad smelling/disgusting clothes. Everything has a couple wears before a wash.

Festivals and gatherings are very nice.

I get random cravings for random foods

I just smoked a joint.

I drive my parents 2001 civic on occasion

I love Marley and Dylan, but I like undergraound hip hop/psychedelic rock the most

 

i have no job
i have long hair
i have my favorite munchies
and yes, i am stoned right now.

 

lol @ having a nice bike.. i don't even have a bike

i put i have no job but i will within the next two weeks

i consider myself a hippy, but you would never know from just looking at me or going through my ipod

i put that my clothes are old and tatty, but they're not tattered just really old.

 

Hmm... I suppose it all depends on your definition of a cliched stoner. Example - I am smart and motivated, but there have been plenty of smart and motivated stoners throughout history, so it's hard to say that that is against the stereotype.

I often have nasty facial hair and a relatively unkempt appearance in general (hair, clothes)... I am obsessed with The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Zeppelin, Floyd, etc. I'm really into eastern thought, Buddhism, and all of that. However, I am also athletic, goal-oriented, and I have short hair... all strikes against what I would call the stoner stereotype.

 

If you looked at me for the first time you would have a 50/50 chance of guessing if I was a stoner. Sometimes I'll be wearing an old ragged-ass hoodie with baggy pants, my hair over my eyes which are always bloodshot with huge pupils and torn up shoes. And sometimes I guess I don't look like that or something? Nice clean clothes I guess.

If you hang out with me for an hour or so you could easily guess that I smoked. I'm a naturalist, live on solar power, have jam sessions with old hippies, and can smell like a bag of ganj.

I love bob dylan and bob marley but I liked them since before I started smoking.

I would choose doritos and rootbeer or dairy queen vanilla ice cream over a blowjob from hillary duff.

So I might not give out the "look at me I smoke" look, but I certainley give out the vibe.

 

no dreads

psuedo-respectable full time job
i have a cartman-like aversion to hippies
my hair is mid-length but tends to be messy
my clothes are old, but they tend to be in decent condition, other than underwear and socks
never been to a hippy festival
never heard of a crisp and i don't like ice cream though anything by reese's could be counted as a favorite chocolate bar
i haven't smoked in a few hours, but when i finish this beer i plan on packing the bong
my car (truck actually) looks nice but is kind of a lemon. i miss my old piece of shit, even with no power steering
while i enjoy the bobs, i rarely make an effort to listen to either

 

now isnt that just putting it into stereotypes... hum de dum.

 

^ You're right, but most people feel comfortable being labeled.

I just chalk all of my differences to society as being hippyesq, but I still don't follow all of that hippy way of life crap. I mean I drive a gas guzzling suv and love it, I don't recycle, and sometimes I can be a real bitch to people, and I usually hate most of them.

But I give off that hippy vibe through the fact that I'm the most mellow person you'll ever meet. Through my music, and just the way that I look. I think my patchouli scent gives it away most of the time though.