How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

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  1. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Granted, with all the evidence in the Convo threads, we're all underfucked.
    So, how long has it been for y'all?

    It's been two months for me. And I'm not counting quickies, because I never get off with quickies. The last time I got off was a little over two months ago. Sigh.
     
    i_need_a_miracle, Aug 7, 2008
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  3. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    err. Four hours ;)
     
    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg, Aug 7, 2008
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  5. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Whenever I had that thread thinking I had aids. LOL
     
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  7. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    What? lol
     
    i_need_a_miracle, Aug 7, 2008
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  9. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Haha, nevermind. It has been awhile.
     
    skullkidnate, Aug 7, 2008
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  11. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Lucky bastard.
     
    i_need_a_miracle, Aug 7, 2008
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  13. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    couple weeks.. grr
     
    jo_k_er_man, Aug 7, 2008
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  15. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I think everyone here who is underfucked should all have a massive hipforums orgy in the mountains somewhere.
     
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  17. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    im game
     
    jo_k_er_man, Aug 7, 2008
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  19. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    there would be some scary people showing up
     
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  21. Hamfoot

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    never been laid, holla
     
    Hamfoot, Aug 7, 2008
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  23. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    20 and never been laid.. sorry duder..
     
    jo_k_er_man, Aug 7, 2008
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  25. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Well, we'll take a vote and whomever wins that vote will triage out the participants and only the non-scary orgy seekers will be allowed to attend and we'll all fuck each brains out. How's that sound? :)
     
    i_need_a_miracle, Aug 7, 2008
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  27. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    all those incest freaks from love and sex would probably come
     
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  29. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Whoo. Another cherry, boys! :)

    But seriously... how's that possible?
     
    i_need_a_miracle, Aug 7, 2008
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  31. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Ew. The weirdos from the Love & Sex forums are off-limits!
     
    i_need_a_miracle, Aug 7, 2008
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  33. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    It has been 16 years and 9 months and I have yet to have sex.
     
    newradicalface, Aug 7, 2008
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  35. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    theyd try as hard as they could though if there was a massive hipforums orgy
     
    Eskimo101, Aug 7, 2008
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  37. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    10 months. damn.
     
    marksup123, Aug 7, 2008
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  39. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Well, we just won't tell any of them about it.
     
    i_need_a_miracle, Aug 7, 2008
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