How I want my funeral

I was just thinking while I looked at "I don't want to die" in the true confusions forum about my funeral and how I want to be remembered.

I would like to have my body burned to ashes and planted along with a tree seed so I can relive my next turn in the forest. I want there to be a lot of MJ as a blessing(doesn't matter if It is smoked, eaten or just burned on site)
But most of all, I want bagpipes to be played. I like them because they help me feel my ancestry and I feel close to my heritage.

 

I like the scattered ashes idea myself...back to the dirt ...in a nice place...plus it doesnt cost so much for simple cremation...why make the churches and morticians more rich...

 

I want to be put into the water, on a burning boat.

 

That rings a bell...maybe a movie? IDK, but that is cool.

I'd like my funeral to consist of my family, drinking wine and smoking some ganja. I wouldn't want any crying, as i would like the funeral to be a celebration of my life.
Maybe each of my family members saying something about me.
With "Animals" playing the whole time.

 

I do like the idea of that, I would do it in support of my Viking pride. But have always wanted to be a plant lol.

 

Hunter S. Thompson had an interesting funeral.

 

What did HST have for his funeral? I've never really looked into anything after his death.

 

is everyone joking here? really? are you joking?

 

I'll try and find a link in a second.
From what i remember, he had his ashes shot out of a double fisted thumb clutching a mescal bean.
Johnn Depp funded it, pressed the button to launch the ashes and gave the eulogy.

 

Hell no, i'm not kidding about how i want my funeral!
Got any better ideas, big guy?

 

Cheap and easy. I'll be dead I don't give a shit.
I don't want my family/loved ones to waste money worrying about it.

 

I originally wanted to left in the forest and be eaten by wild animals, but my wife thinks she will get charged with murder...so she wont help me...

So, conventionally I will get cremated and buried in a national cemetary.. no services required..and I have to make sure they dont put an american flag on my casket..that is important, I never thought of that.

 

i like the idea of the burning boat, that would be amazing. definatly a cremation of some form though, buriel seems so morbid. going back to the earth or being fish food sounds good to me. and like does2 said, no crying. celebration of life....probably with some ironic music at the wake.....for comedy value.