How I got busted, and am going to court

First some background info


I live in VA, am 15, and smoke about once a week.



Well I decided I wanted to go over to my friends house. We'll call this friend Don. Don smokes and had his cousin and a friend over that day. So I asked my parents if I could go and they said it's fine. I then went upstairs and packed a bookbag with some video games and other assorted things. Then I put my nice ass blue glass bowl and a about 2 grams of orange kush and a gram of mids and about a gram of salvia in a sock and then put it under all my videogames and shit.

So my dad takes me over there and Don, his buddy, and his cousin are all sitting around lookin sketchy and eating all kinds of snacks. Apparently they had smoked earlier befo I got there. Once I got there and my dad left I asked "So when we gunna smoke", and his friend was like "well your the one with the weed, you decide" I was like "what the fuck you guys smoked all of yours already?" Well whatever I told them lets go smoke now. He threw me a cinnamon roll thing and we walked over to this trail in the woods. I sat on DOns friends longboard and they all sat on a log. Then I got out the bowl and the mids. We packed the bowl and passed it around once and repacked it. Dons dumb friend decided to use his red lighter also (you've heard of the superstition I hope). We passed the repacked bowl around again. Then once more. At this point we had smoked almost all the mid and I was baked because back then I only smoked probably twice a month.

My friends thought we were all out. They all were just chillen then suddenly I was like BAM "Time to bring out the good shit". "I thought that was the good shit" dons cousin said. Nope. I broke out the kush nugs and Dons cousin and his friend started having a debate on wether its better to smoke the whole nug just how it is or to break it down. We ended up just stickin the nug in there. We passed in around about 3 times and then loaded up another nug. Once we were done with that I said "any of you tried salvia befo?" his friend said "nah I wanna tho" So I busted out the salvia and they were like "OMGwtfBBQSAUCE!" then I started not wanting to smoke it though because I thought it was wasting it if you didnt smoke it out of a bong. DOns friend convinced me otherwise. I took the first hit as my buddies watched anticipatingly. I took one hit.....nothing. 15 seconds later nothing.... I took another...nothing. Then as I started the third hit WAM! I almost fell off the longboard I was sitting on. Dons friend had to catch the bowl because I dropped it. The trees starting skyrocking up and I felt like I was on a rocketship. I was in space shortly after that. After, I flew back down and crashed into earth. I took a glance at Dons friend, and he had no eyes, just sockets. Then dons cousin took 2 hits of the rest (basically ash) and could feel the rocketship feeling. I then packed up the weed and bowl back into the sock and gave the rest of the salvia to dons friend for $10. We walked back to his house and proceeded to ride his shitty ass old bikes to taco bell about 3 miles away.

After we enjoyed like 20 tacos my dad came and picked me up.

The next day.

I had left my bag on my floor the day before when I got home and proceeded to pick it up and walk out (I had called my friend in my neighborhood earlier and told him to meet me in the woods to smoke) and walked into the woods, saw him standing there, and greeted him with a "whats good nigga". Anyways we smoked up the last of the mids and I, foolishly (and stoned) walked back to the house, set down my bag with all my weed, and NICE ASS CUSTOM blue glass bowl, grinder, etc. in the MIDDLE of my garage, and left to ride our bikes to the local Target. When I got back my dad said for my friend to go home and told me to go inside. He then came inside and went up to my room, yelling and screaming at me about to kick my ass. He also calls my mom and has her scream at me over the phone from work. I am then promptly grounded for an indefinate amound of time (they didnt tell me how long, they never do).

About 3 months later they catch me smoking again and call the police. I then see them hand the popo my bowl, and weed. Something was wrong though. The bag of dope my parents found with my bowl originally, was like 1 1/2 grams. This bag they had was like shake, maybe .1 gram or less. Turns out when the popo came my step dad started getting scared as shit and tried to flush everything!

Anyways now I got a court hearing on the 14th of july for possesion. Fuck.

I hope you all enjoyed my story anyway.

 

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww nice story lol ....i cant believe your parents would actually call the cops on you thats so fuckin stupid ...especially if you are not paying for your lawyer, like if your parents are paying for your lawyer, then that is really fuckin stupid of them to call the cops lmaooo, and if they r gunna make you pay for the lawyer, then it sucks for you......maybe ur step dad said he tried to flush it, but he actually packed himself a nice final bowl pack and smoked that shit lol

 

What the hell... They'll regret calling the cops soon enough. It will most likely stress them out more then you, and they'll also have to drive you around and shit. All these "busted stories make me wonder when I'll slip up and do something stupid in front of my dad (I live with my dad so I usually never smoke at my mom's).

Hopefully when the time comes that I got caught (it has to happen eventually, right?) I'll be able to collect myself enough to talk about it rather then run as fast as I can.

 

Nah no way in fucking hell lol, if you knew my dad...wow. I've never even seen him laugh or EVER even get close to breaking the law.

 

Please don't say that!
When you say stuff,
bad, good or indifferent,
your subconscious will act on it to make it happen.

The stuff about Power of Positive Thinking
and Self-Fullfilling Prophecy is true.

Better to tell yourself,
"I am very careful all the time,
and am keeping myself from getting caught".

Peace and good luck,

AncientHippie

 

Thats FUCKED.

But there is no superstition about red lighters dude.

Its white lighters that fuck people over.

 

/\ yeah it definetly is the white lighter superstition, dont smoke with those lool , unlesss its last resort

 

Yea I was gonna bring the white lighter up as well.

 

I thought the superstition was white bics?
Anyway, great story, really enjoyable read

 

whats wrong with white lighters?

 

lol yeah what the fuck you got against white lighters?

 

just a bad luck superstition or w/e. I've used em and am still here, but its always good to be careful...

 

I hate when parents call the cops on their kids for just a bit of reefer. They are hatin! I hope you continue to smoke in the future! Fuck the government's rules, everyone breaks them in some way! Shine on!

 

my dad told me if he ever caught me smoking weed, the first thing he'll do is call the police on me. But when he was my age (14) he used to go to greatful dead concerts with his buddies and got high all the time. Now hes the businessman guy that hates on all teenagers.

 

my mum always finds a bong in my room.. but i dont think she knows what its for

 

google white lighter stoner superstition.

 

lighters? wtf? thats kinda random.

 

See in England if you are out smoking weed and cops come up to you the conversation goes as follows.

Cop: You been smoking?
Me: Yes
Cop: Do you have any drugs or paraphenalia on you?
Me: Yes I have X grams of weed, pipe, skins.
Cop: I am gonna need to confiscate your weed (as long as its under 14g, anything more is an arrest)
Me: Here you go.
Cop: Fill out these forms
Me: Done

Thats it basically, I have been stopped many a time when I was really stoned, they just confiscate your weed, they let you keep your bong and etc. I just cant believe you have to go to court for possesion of 1 gram.

Tom

 

fuck white lighters man, every time i use one some shit happens for example i used a white lighter before i went surfing and my friend accidently broke my surfboard, another time i was driving in the woods and lit up a blunt with a white lighter and i got pulled by the cops, another time i used one then i rode my bike up to the grocery store at like 12 in the morning and got blamed for a robbery and had to talk to the cops blazed as fuck, another time i blazed with my friend with a white lighter then we got in a car accident. fuck white lighters man its not a coicidence.

 

I've had my light blue lighter for months and there have been no incidents. If my dad found my stash laying in the middle fo the garage he would have yelled at me for being careless, but that's that. He woulnd't have wanted my bowl to get broken.

Your situation sucks, sorry man