How do you know when you've had enough sex?

When u wake up next to a beautiful girl that your astounded u cant remember, and the (elderly family friend) house cleaner walks in into your room to see you and the girl lying there totally naked sprawled across the bed covered in a variety of each other's bodily fluids surrounded by used condoms, sex toys, and discarded cloths, and just say “ you know Matt, you really should be grateful I’m not your mother, she’d dam you to hell”.

 

I didn't know there was such a thing as 'enough' sex....

 

I should try having enough sex. Then, I'll know what it takes.

 

You've had enough sex when it no longer holds any meaning.

Or if your girlfriend's genitals are bitten off by an emu.

 

Enough sex? Khmmm...

 

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I'm lying in a satisfied daze... a twinkle in my eyes.. my skin glowing.. my limbs trembling... my lips and breasts swollen.. my knees buckling as try to move..mmmmm

 

Usually when i get kicked off the bed......

 

Yea, exactly-you described me to a tee. I miss that so much.....

 

When my body parts have become double jointed.

 

when it hurts...my partners usually outlast me):

 

i'd love to get the the point where i can't feel my groin any more
alas....

 

How do I know when I've had enough sex? Well, I know one thing for certain...I'm sure as hell not getting enough sex right now!

 

Haha...you're not the only one...

 

LOL when it hurts to walk

When you just lay there are stare at the ceiling

When you just cant get turned on but anything

When the neighbours need a fag after lol