How do you handle the mess?

Do you prepare for the cum splatter before you start jacking or do you just clean it up afterwards? I lay some paper towels on the floor (as I usually jack while on my knees), so I can just wipe up and throw them away when I'm done.

I don't understand guys who say they hit their keyboard or monitor with man-goo.

 

well. i'd say they are so excited by what they are doing they cant be bothered to go get paper towels.
or there is none in close proximity that they can reach with one hand.
or they can catch it in their hand (i seen it done. it could be a sport)

or they just cant be bothered.

 

I just let it splattered on my belly then I clean it with paper towel. Sometimes I cum into a small ornamental cup.

 

when in the toilet it's easiest: I just wash it away..
when in front of the computer I either put on my boxers and cum inside them, or on toilet paper, or into the trash can.
sometimes I also love to fill my belly and chest with cum on the morning.

 

I won't ask.... :huh:

 

i use a paper towel or just my blanket

 

LOL! Poor dog! I'm calling PETA! (j/k)

 

but on the blanket it can be seen.. don't you mind?
(friends can see this, or parents when washing it)

 

i use either paper or i masturbate in the bathroom . If the blanket is white then the cum spots cant be seen

 

It all depends on where I am and what I'm in the mood for. Sometimes I like to stroke with a condom, which catches it all. If I cum in the shower or on the toilet, problem solved; if I cum on an object, or on myself or someone else, I'll either wipe it up or lick it off. :wank:

 

I just wipe up with some paper towels. I'm not particularly clean about it. I shoot high and cum a lot when I do, so it'll go on the desk or sometimes the keyboard (which I avoid). Cleaning the keyboard is hard, lmao.

 

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I always use paper towels. I usually cum on the floor, so it's pretty easy to wipe it with paper.

 

i don't have many friends visiting, besides i don't jerk into the blanket but the... what's it called?the cloth thing around the blanket...

 

im surprised how many people make so much mess.
fark i id just use some paper towls and cum directly into them then flush them. easy. fuck having to clean up everywhere.

 

yep, i just go with kleenex, no mess, no fuss

 

I normally masturbate using a FleshLight & consequentally cum inside it, exactly as with the real thing.

However, if I simply masturbate by hand then I just let the semen collect where the fingers make contact with the penis, then wipe it off either with a paper kitchen towel (I always have a roll handy by the side of my chair), or if I'm in bed I use a linen towel that I keep by the side of my bed.

Also, if I'm planning on having a bath or shower shortly afterwards, then I sometimes like to smear it over my body & leave it there for later.

 

oh man, i just driving and stroking my dick to the point where i wouldnt blow...but i guess i couldnt control myself and cum got absolutely everywhere...looking back now, for some reason i wish i would have put it all in my mouth...don't know if thats normal or not.

 

i have this blanket i hide in the closet, in fact sometimes i wrap part of it around my dck and it feels really good, so the blanket is covered with white spots...i'd never let my parents clean it, and most of my friends say they have blankets of their own xD

 

I have a cum towel or I unload all over myself or my g/f