how do you get mushrooms?

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  1. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    Like the hallucinogenic type.. I've heard different stories. One being that you have to wait until sunrise, make sure the shit is from a certain type of cow, then once its time to get the shroom, you flip the patty over and grab it, but you have to act quick or the shroom sucks back in and its ruined.

    sounds fucking :puke:

    I'm staying @ a place right now that lives right next to a bunch of cow fields and these bitches are wanting to do this.. :rolleyes:
     
  2. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    dude it's too hard to just explain
    but it's easy once you figure it out
    so ask google
    then get back to us
    peace bro
     
  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    It's been years since I've used them, but your safest bet is to grow them yourself with a kit, or else know somebody who grows them. If you're going to go shroom hunting you really need to know what you're doing.
     
  4. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    I could not tell you. But you best be damn sure they are the right kind or they could kill you.

    Get a growing setup and some spores and grow them yourself. It is not that hard.
     
  5. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    oh weird I totally read this post wrong, I thought he wanted us to explain how to grow them

    uhhhhh I'm going to go to bed soon, sorry,

    The psilocybe cubensis is easy to identify and is abundant in the south on cow poo
     
  6. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah, you can find it on cow pies, just make sure you know what you're looking for - they're very distinctive. you probably wont find anything that will kill you, but no point in eating a lot of poopy mushrooms that don't trip you out. most shrooms in circulation are grown indoors, though, on a substrate. takes a couple months.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    typically, i would buy them...
     
  8. broony

    broony Banned

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    have you done shrooms?

    the best advice i have gotten from someone about shrooms is let them find you.
    i had a chance one time. i took it and fried myself. it was amazing. let em find you and chances are you will be in a comfurtable place. if so have fun and go with it cause once your in, your really in. heheh
     
  9. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    Bruise the shroom and it will turn blueish. Thats how you know its the magic variety. No fancy plucking technique needed in order to pick them though. Most commercial cow feed has a fungicide in it to prevent any type of mushroom growing off the cow pattie, so your best bet is to go to a small cow farm that likely has few enough cows it grows its own feed.
     
  10. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    My cousins get trashbags full from one field in florida. I think the best time to go out is when its real humid and muggy, late at night or very early morning hours.

    I dont know where you live but lots of people grow them from spores. Thats how I would go about it if you can, then you know what you are getting.

    If you go into the fields you better keep an eye out for the landowners, some of them will shoot. And cops.
     
  11. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    most times someone just gives them to me:)
     
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