How do you define "Stoner"

Like, what qualifications have to be met?

I definitely would call myself a stoner. I smoke most days and generally it's two or three times a day, I miss the odd day here and there.

I think the other quality must be that you know how to roll a doobie. I had some friends that said that back when I couldn't, and now that I can roll, I feel it's such a necessity. So helpful to know how to roll when you're in a pinch.

I also own a small bong, a spoon, and a double bubbler. I would own so much more glass if I was a lil richer haha

 

Qualifications

- Enthusiasm for the pot
- Previous green experience
- must be willing to stone long hours
- must be able to speak english to an acceptable standard, when high.

All applications will be considered.

 

Hahaha always good to have a job description to refer to

 

Anyone who loves marijuana, of course.

 

If you post on hipforums, you're probably a stoner.

 

Anyone who would like to be stoned and/or is stoned.

 

stoner (Stow Nir) n.

1. An individual whose primary activity revolves around the use of the plant cannabis.
2. Someone who often has an affinity for cartoons, video games, snacks, and internet forums as these are all desirable activities while stoned.

 

LOL! this made me bust out laughing...

and don't you mean "a job description to reefer to?" :sifone:

i think it's also necessary to be able to do almost anything while high. granted, there are some situations that would be VERY difficult to deal with, but it should still be possible. something like getting arrested while being really high and not showing to the cops that you're high (this happened once).

and then there are those lovely stoner-moments. i just had one where i couldn't think of the name of the movie Half Baked. it took me a little while to come up with it. i've seen the movie plenty of times, too...

i also think a good knowledge of everything WEED is part of being a stoner. should be able to explain everything else to another person if they're just getting into weed.

 

- Reject womens rights
- Capable of digging 4 foot hole for adulterers
- Strong, ambi-dexterous arms for maximum efficiency
- Strict dress code (for women)
- Must be capable of shouting Allah hu-akbar for the duration of the session


Youre probably on the right track if you have that covered.

 

isn't a stoner just someone that gets stoned... okay, so i'm a stoner. i'm also a writer, dancer, feminist, philosopher, student, stuffed-animal-collector, beachbum, tea-aficionado, anarchist, b-movie-buff, barista, artist, girlfriend...

i wonder what word people pick when they decide to label me.

 

I would probably refer to you as a tea drinking girl or something.

 

i think its when you compromise your priorities for weed.

 

name four movies where the main plot involves pot.

 

harold and kumar(1&2), cheech and chong up in smoke, half baked, pineapple express

wwwwaaaaaayyy too easy

 

I think. it's when you have a pretty redheaded girlfriend named mary jane. and she's seeing all your friends, but you don't care.

 

-Photographic memory
-Profound knowledge of Hegelian dialectical theory
-Must be at least six feet tall
-Not allergic to fabric softener
-Have mastered the Theremin
-Know how to reassemble a fax machine in less than 3 minutes

 

I'm pretty sure many stoners are under six feet tall in fact alot of the hardcore stoners probably are due to stunted growth from smoking so much.

 

not all of us


My definition would be a user who gets to the point that they NEED it everyday.

 

No, you are wrong.

But then again, i'm always right.

Love,
Rebellove419

 

huh. never thought of it that way. now you can label me a hypocrite for labeling myself.