how do people get away with shit like this?

it amazes me. remember the person who was cooking grilled cheese sandwiches, found the face of jesus in the bread & fucking sold the bread for thousands on ebay? well i guess now someone was barbiqueing & seen the face of jesus in a shrimp tail. fascinating...

 

i saw jesus in my tomato soup once

or maybe it was some hair, i dunno

 

I am Jebus.

 

I saw a cloud that looked like a squirrel....



Holy crap....it must have been THE SQUIRREL OF GOD....

 

I saw a squirrel that looked like a cloud... no wait, that was my mashed potatoes.

 

I see Jesus all over the place... I know its my eyes playing tricks on me... maybe I can sell my eyes.....

 

mmmmm, cheese sandwiches...

 

I saw a picture of Jesus on my taco bell wrapper. I drew it in magic marker tho - does that still count?

 

I met Jesus at the I-10 rest area outside Chipley, Florida, in 1981. He asked my parents for loose change and my dad told him to go to hell.

 

I saw Jesus in the trunk of my bookies car, but if I try to sell that information I'll wind up in the trunk of my bookies car.

 

jesus is a mailman in oakland california

 

far too many Canadian men look like Jesus.

 

thanks because jesus was canadian

 

jesus is my friend on myspace.. maybe i should ask him about all this

 

ahahaha i love jesus

 

some people are just fucking morons.

 

jesus is not your homeboy.

 

According to one profile on myspace, Jesus is 32 and lives in Maryland. That's good to know.

 

Jesus..... Yeah... I remember him. Tall bloke, wore glasses, and a kinda dress thing with a dog collar.... He had a beard and a lisp and told me that if I went home with him he'd make sure I went to heaven.

Despite the dress and the fact that the church was really romantic and full of candles, and the wine was flowing freely, I said no.

 

I once saw a cloud smile at me