How competitive are you?

I'm really competetive. In fact, I'm so competitive, I'm more competitive than you are. I also run faster, read better, jump higher, and fuck better.

I'm smarter, kinder, funnier, and better looking. Lets not forget that I'm better at: basketball, baseball, football, ping pong, table hockey, Foozball, and pole vaulting as well. Although I can't play golf or tennis at all. Doesn't matter though, they're fag sports.

As for video games I will beat you on any two player game. I will beat your highscore on any one player game. I can shoot better on Halo; I can drive better on Need for Speed; I can play pool better on Monkey Ball; and I can get more chicks on The Sims.

I've had more sex than you, seen cooler places than you(This doesn't apply to bird_migration), and drank more beers than you.

Finally, lets not forget, I'm far more humble than you.

 

oh i could so beat you any day

 

haha!

I am not very competetive at all. My daughters dad was really competetive, kind of rubbed off on my daughter britt (volleyball) she hates to lose at her tournaments, and believe me I hate the long ride home after she loses a game. it sucks. she is a grumpy little shit for a long ol time.

 

I am a sore fuckin loser. I may end up hitting you if I lose.

 

Anything you can do I can do it better.

 

btw, who r u?

 

hrm, i'm starting to think that it's more important to keep the peace than to win.

 

TheChaosFactor; if you don't know, yo' ass better caaall somebody.

 

Which reminds me I'm also better at keeping the peace than you

 

i'm just gonna lay under this here rock and wait for this all to be over

 

im calling u

 

I bet you I lay under a better rock than you do.

And Hauk, if you call me you better be prepared to hear "Who the fuck is this, and why the fuck are you calling me?"

 

probably could.. i can't seem to pick a decent man.. what makes me think i can pick a decent rock?

 

Well, we could have sex, but then I'd be having better sex than you too

 

yes because you wouldn't lick me anywhere

 

That's true. He's gonna have to lick more than he has been expressing.

 

I'll give you reading as my reading speed is only slightly above average. I type faster though.

As for fucking, I say this requires a "fuck off". We need 10 volunteers willing to have sex blindfolded. I will win.

I've got you on the funny hands down. I'll concede on the looks in America, but I'm big in Europe. As for intelligence....I hate ties, but I'll give you equality, and you can be thankful to have that.

Football is going to depend on positions. I'm no QB, but as a running back, corner back, or wide receiver, you'd be embarrased.

Video games keep me off the streets and out of jail.

I've seen over 30 states and been to British Columbia. I've only fucked 14 women, but one of them lived with me for over two years. You've got me beat on different women, but I guarantee I've got you beat on overall sex.

 

i hate competition
it's so lame

 

Goes to show, I'm more lame than you. ha.

 

I would, but I'd make you beg for it.