Hover craft adventure with an old man.

Once when I was like 16, I was smoking in a parked car with a friend in a parking lot when an old man bumped into our car with his car. I decided to have a little fun with him, so I got out and made like he messed up the bumper of our car. I called the police and when an officer arrived the old guy was really mad and just gave us 10 bucks to forget about the whole thing, which we gladly took...We then proceded to buy a dime bag with the 10 bucks and rolled the whole dime up into a J and smoked it. That must have been the biggest joint I ever smoked, and we had a tough time rolling it. We smoked a laughed at the whole thing, and to top the whole thing off a small hover craft appearied out of the bay where we were parked, went up a ramp into the lot, and disapeared down a side street never to be seen again. I still wonder where that hover craft was going, and what it was doing there. I laughed pretty hard that day. Now I would never even think of doing something like that to a poor old man, but I was a different person then, and it really was fun at the time. It's still one of my favorite memories.

 

im going to post, because you'll be like "COOL SOMEONE ADDED A RELPY!!!" somewhere in your heead, and then you get here and see that no one has contributed to the conversation. where you go from there is up to you though.

 

^I'll add to his cause with a pointless post.

 

lol, that's great jake and jack.

 

^Don't be silly, you're a part of this too. You also contributed!

 

hahahaah i thought this was a great story. when i get a car, ill have to try that.

man you should be the moderator of hipforums with those stories

no seriously i loved the story but you should not ever be a moderator

 

hey i thought it was a good story...especially the sheer randomness of a hoverboat theft...

 

cool...whats a hovercraft? i thought those things are like from the future man

 

well, i think the ones that go down the street are

 

Nah man, it was a real hover craft. It was round and looked like a white water raft with a big black inner tube around it. It was in the bay, and it came up a ramp onto land hovering over the ground with jets of air blasting it up. I was so stoned. The thing just went up the road and vanished as fast as it appeared, and there was no one else around but me and my friend. My friend didn't seem to notice, but I kept saying, hey man that was a fucking hover craft. I didn't even know you could buy one of those things around here. It was surreal. Just one of those magic days.

 

wtf

man thats so crazy... you and your friend need to cherish that memory for the rest of your lives. make a short film about it even

 

Wow. If I saw that, then my head would've spun 360 degrees!

 

ahhah wtf...hallucinating while stoned?

i saw like hovercrafts on this one site but i have a feeling it was a scam...maybe not though...

 

Hovercrafts are pretty simple, just not very cost effective(Which is why they are rarely seen) You can EASILY buy or make a 1 or two person hovercraft.

http://www.amasci.com/amateur/hovercft.html

the link is for a kinda shitty simple one, but it shows how simple it realy is. if you look around on the net you can find a nice 1-4 man hovercraft for 30,000(Ya they aint cheap)\

edit.
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~nell/viper4x.htm
that one is like 25,000

 

uhm futurehorizons.net

check it bro its got the craziest shit on there