House partay!

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i love house parties. we have quite a few of those amongst our friends. usually a great deal of drinking, groping and nudity happens. it's typically just alcohol. i can't recall the craziest thing i've ever done, though i'm sure someone would be willing to tell me if i asked. but i like that they have that smirk-worthy memory and i don't. i tend to bounce around and chat people up and tell ridiculous stories and jokes, start silly games, like the cabor toss at one friend's party. that was fun. i SUCKED at it.

among other friends, group sex has been known to break out.

 

-Roughly how many have you been too?
More than I can count.
-Have you hosted one?
Ya mon.
-Do you prefer off the hook (massive) size or just a few friends?
I like to have a large variety of aquaintances together, around a 100 is a great number for a kickass dance party. I've been having more small parties lately though... I guess we're all growing old.
-What is/are your drug/s of choice at house parties?
Wine, wine, wine, wine, wine, pbr, wine. Some of that ganja once in a while too, yet not too often. I'd rather just be drunky drunk.
-Name the craziest thing youve seen happen at a house party.
A naked man wearing a strapon backwards jumping off a roof, and somehow managing to land without a scratch, but he landed near the fire we had, so his dildo caught on fire. All the stories involve the same guy... the jizzle. He has a pet squirrel and loves jungle music. Funny guy.
-Do you like to dance, fuck shit up, get wasted, try and pull or just sit back and relax?
Lets dance. I'll sit and talk for a bit too, or just chill outside smoking me cigarette staring at the zoo of humanity stumbling infront of me. But no, I do not truly drink to "get wasted", gotta know your limits and stick to that wonderful happy drunk. "Fucking shit up" is not one of my preferences either... I don't think that I'm in that league of pure primal.
-Got any cool/interesting stories to tell?
Ergh, argh. Yeah... but it will take me a long time to write it. So I'll take the lazy way out.

Godbless you my children.

"But you will recieve power when the Holy Spirit comes on you!"
Acts 1:8

 

-Roughly how many have you been too?
probably more than all you put together

-Have you hosted one?
yess

-Do you prefer off the hook (massive) size or just a few friends?
i prefer just a few friends. but they always end up with massive amount of people

-What is/are your drug/s of choice at house parties?
alcahol and weed. im a good girl. however when i was younger i was quite the party animal and have done many drugs at many parties

-Name the craziest thing youve seen happen at a house party.
ive seen someone get shot at a house party, ive seen someone get peppersprayed, a nasty orgy, a lot of fights and shit getting broken

-Do you like to dance, fuck shit up, get wasted, try and pull or just sit back and relax?
dance, mingle, and catch up with old pals

-Got any cool/interesting stories to tell?
omg sooo many

 

-Roughly how many have you been too?
um no more than 8.
I'm not a party animal.

-Have you hosted one?
Nope.

-Do you prefer off the hook (massive) size or just a few friends?
Just a few friends, massive party give me anxiety.

-What is/are your drug/s of choice at house parties?
Alcohol. That's just about it.

-Name the craziest thing youve seen happen at a house party.
Well, my friends and I rolled down hills in only panties..
Ahaha

-Do you like to dance, fuck shit up, get wasted, try and pull or just sit back and relax?
I love love love love LOVE to dance, just don't touch me or I will hurt you.

-Got any cool/interesting stories to tell?
Hahah, as few parties I've been to.
I have stories.

 

I dislike parties where all the so-called 'cool' people hang, so I never visit those. They bore me to death.

 

So tell us about the parties that you go too.

 

Who likes house parties? i know i do. SOMETIMES

-Roughly how many have you been too?500?

-Have you hosted one?YES, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT
-Do you prefer off the hook (massive) size or just a few friends?I PREFER AROUND 25 PEOPLE
-What is/are your drug/s of choice at house parties?ALCOHOL, COKE, WEED

-Name the craziest thing youve seen happen at a house party.A GUY CLIMBED OUT OF A THIRD STORY WINDOW TO SHOW OFF, THEN FELL AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL..AND IT WAS THE GUY I CAME WITH

-Do you like to dance, fuck shit up, get wasted, try and pull or just sit back and relax?I LIKE TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS IF THERE ARE GOOD PEOPLE, OR TO ALL KISS ONE ANOTHER

-Got any cool/interesting stories to tell?I HAVE A FEELING I DO

 

Yeah, that's my reasoning of never really going to partys.
Hahah

 

Nah, massive parties are always a mixture... why dislike them?

 

I do not go to parties. I rather do something fun.

 

We should hang out one day and party.

 

i don't like being jammed into a hallway with people i do not like

 

You don't considere socialising en mass to be even moderately fun? Having a good chat? Dancing?

 

no doubt. what's the point of being COOL if you're too cool to have a good time? fuck that shit.

 

our best times are usually when we're camping or hunting. things tend to get wild out in the boonies with a campfire and some beer.

 

Wasn't it "I'll be your huckleberry"?

Or are you trying to imply that you are his?

 

haha, yeh camping gets crazy.. its such a good atmosphere.

btw what does 'the boonies' translate as?

 

i am cool.

but i am also your wife so i shouldnt bore you.

 

for me, camping IS a party!!

i love going to these renegade campouts with lots of music, hikes, bonfires, and people from all over california. and they are always in some really deep hidden forest somewhere. i have met some awesome people at those things

and nothing beats just camping out with some friends or a loved one. cant think of a better party than that

and the boonies aka the boondocks aka the stix or bumfuck egypt means the middle of nowhere