Home made pussy

I am a straight male, and have been masturbating since the age of 10, sometimes i use lube and sometimes i dont, but nothing really feels like a real vagina, i have tried a banana by the way, any suggestions on how to make a good fake pussy?

 

I'm not a dude but you can get a Fleshlight. Search them up online. Apparently they're nice.

And I've also heard of guys putting lotion in a bag and then putting the bag between the cushions of a couch and fucking the couch hahahah

 

Im not legal so i cant buy a fleshligt, and the lotion in a bag thing doesnt really work, and it hurts if you do it wrong

 

Try this website http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/00favorites.html

 

I already know about jackinworld, it is one of my most favorite sites,but none of their simulators work, except for fruit, but that is a waste of fruit and money, banana skins work sometimes, but they arent very good from my point of view

 

You could always try getting a girlfriend. I think in Russia you can even buy them.

 

why don't you just like, have sex?

 

I have not gotten far enough into a relationship to have sex yet, but when i do it will be better that what i am doing right now

 

yeah just go have some sex

 

sex would give you the feeling of a real vagina

 

I'm waiting so that i can have sex with you, raz. Rarr.

 

I know that it would, this forum was supposed to be for guys, i wish i could change the title

 

i'd try the baggie in the mattress or interlock both hands and j/o like that.

 

can't you just go do your sister ?

 

A) This is in the masturbation forum
B) He said he was underage
C) His way is no fuss
D) No having to learn how to communicate effectively in his "relationship" with his banana peel
E) No chance he's going to get his banana pregnant or getting a banana transmitted infection
F) His banana peel cant talk

 

Tomato's work good

 

:rofl:

i love raz :rofl:

 

sounds like you like the banana skin??

EDIT:

i forgot what i was guna say, just remembered now... in Good Luck Chuck his friends cores a mango and heats it in the microwave


i duno how that feels, but its just a sugestion

 

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Uhh, Hello!, The OP said he was underage, we may be talking about a 14/15 yr old?!

 

people still have sex underage, just not with over age people.. well some do but yano, thats not right.....

not sayin underage sex is, but it happens...