home drug test questionnnnnns

i'm sure my parents are gonna get the basic home drug tests from the grocery store..

so i was wondering if xanax or lortabs would show up? my friend told me that lortabs might not show up on the opiates pannel because something or another chemical shit blah blah and that as long as i didnt take a shitload of em i'd be okay
but i haven't asked about the bars..

anyone?



also, does it really work if you put bleach in your piss?

 

Well... you think more people would talk about it, if bleach worked.

But I really don't know. That's why I don't do those kindsa things (ie: Lortab, Xanax), even though I have access to them. My parents would rather I just smoke a
J or something and then not have to go through all of that mess, then worry about anti-depressants and me doing anything else, with so many people in my extended (the ones that weren't in my extended family already died by now) family being addicted to anti-depressants, pain medication, and alcohol (And my dad finally quit drinking liquor... so I turned him on to Guinness and gave him a list of wines to keep his mind off of that, haha).

I suppose you should look up some of the detox drinks and such and maybe go to a headshop and look them over, if you have the time/money to do that. My friend's dad is a truck driver who smokes, and they get tested all the time because so many truckers are into doing meth and stuff while they're driving. He said he wouldn't know who would want to be high at work, when you have to lift shit and reload/unload trucks anyway, so he just quit worrying about it because his employer used to worry about the herbs, but then he smoked with his boss. He used to just get detox and keep it in the cupboard, then save it for when he needed it, haha.

 

use somebody elses piss

 

Yeah, that's easiest, though I know someone else who did take a type of test where it senses temperature, but those are like gov't drug tests for agencies and such.

It's not like they test your hair or anything for the military though, because most people wouldn't make that one... Like they care.

 

Lortab = Hydrocodone. Opiates tend to leave the system in 4 days, tops. Benzo's like Xanax can last awhile, so cant really help you there. Doubtful they would test for them anyway.

 

Alot of the cheap throwaways don't really specify, aspirin will often show a false positive, especially with THC.... ibuprofen or acetominophen also show false positives, sometimes.

 

Drink a lot of green tea. trust me.

 

Cranberry juice.

 

1. george. i'm sorry you dont do all that but thats not what i asked. and my parents dont want me smoking weed. which is the only thing they know that i do.
2. i've seen around that bleach works.
3. i'm getting my friend's piss as soon as i can..lol
and i dont think they're gonna test for benzos. and apparantly the home drug tests dont test for hydrocodone, so whateva.


and eww green tea. and ew cranberry juice. i'm just drinknin a lot of water.

 

who doesn't like green tea

 

me.

 

freak.

 

I know.

Green tea... with Mexican orange blossom honey.

 

ew..honey.

 

As far as I knew all standard piss tests test for Benzo's and hydrocodone both. Just drink alot of water, make sure you're piss is clear...and you should be fine with the basic home tests. If worst comes to worst and you do fail, just act supprized. The cheap at home tests are very prone to false positives, make sure your parents know that.

GOOD LUCK!

 

well see heah

my loyal amiga pissed in a bottle for meh and now it is safely hidden in my bathroom for anytime mes parents decide to test me



and now i'm smokin a bowl in my bedroom

 

bleh. i'm sorry your folks are like that meeka.

glad you've got the sitch worked out though.


I also hate green tea. :H

 

I have not yet tasted any type of tea that I don't hate

 

damn micha. that shits no good for you. stick to pot and people who know better. still love ya, but thats the wrong road to be goin down.

 

I'm with John.^