*holds mirror up to pussy*

no breath

I think its dead

 

wtf? i dont get it...

 

Awwww. Can I pay my respects.:H

 

you're 18........you wouldn't

 

sure

send flower-scented Fds

 

:X I know CPR

 

I'm certifiable.

 

and thats what makes you "special"

 

oh poor thing it never had a chance huh............

 

i jsut happen to have a defibulater(sp?) in my pants...lets start the revival

 

i bet the asshole nieghboor knew

 

i'll fix it

 

* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

CLEAR!!!!

 

is it back?

 

it was never dead

its just in a deep coma

 

Let's see

 

here, let me give it the kiss of life.

 

man, i just can't fully communicate to you guys how beautiful this thread was for me. i was so excited i called my mom and read it to her. she was SO PROUD that i know you guys.

i orgasmed 20 times yesterday. mine's sleeping.

 

*jealous*

 

I haven't cum 10 times in the last 10 months.............I think my liil buddy is near death............used to be I'd pop at least 10 times a week..........c'est la vie.