Hit On the Poster Above You

GAME! GAME!!!
Try hitting on the poster above you.

 

Probably not a good Idea for a 36 year old too hit on a 17 yr old

 

Can I....push up your stool?

jk

 

I'll be the man in YOUR grassy knoll!

 

Well, I'll be the catholic priest to your altar boy any old day.

Now that's enough.

 

I'll be Alice and go down YOUR rabbit hole!

 

how you doin

 

Hey. *lowers eyebrows, tilts head* I'm Mitok.

 

Bring some of that over here

 

I'll bring it all, but I'll have to make two trips.

 

Everything about you is interesting and you seem much smarter and more knowledgeable than me.

 

>Picks up baseball bat...<

 

Aw, baby don't be like that.

 

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

 

I would like to perform sexual intercourse with you. -_-

 

Hey!!! Are All The Guys From Chicago As Hot As You..???????.......Cheers Glen.

 

I'm just a special breed.

 

Hey I got a joke, how much does a polar bear weigh?

...Enough to break the ice.

 

Hey those are great pants! Mind if I try them on after we do it?

 

You are cute, you are sweet...come and use my face as a bicycle seat!