- High School -

I was just thinking today about my high school memories, and it's funny because everyone who knows me now how Im in love with God and all that probably wouldn't guess that I was such a horrible child!
I was remembering this one alternative school for kids who were kicked out of every other alternative school (which I was kicked out of) and had no where else to go but prison (some were in jail actually, and got rides to and from school), and this one day while in class (I was pretty stoned at the moment) the teacher gave out a social studies test. And I didnt much feel like taking a test, so I said something funny like "Fuck this test yo" and the teacher just ignored me. So when she sat back down and kids picked up their pencils, I picked up a lighter and burned the test and said Ashadu an la illah ill Allah wa ashadu anna Muhammadar rasoolullah.
Yea I know, very stupid. But to a bunch of 15 year olds, it was hilarious.
I have more stupid thing's I can share, but what are the funniest/worst thing's you did in high school?

 

Whaaaaaaaat! Thats ballsy for a child I guess. I have not done anything crazy like that really. I kinda respected my teachers.

 

my class was bad...
we pretty much made the french teacher cry on a daily basis...but she was a spiteful old bitch anyways...

 

ohhhhh i cant go there relayer lol... would ruin my good reputation

 

I had a teacher that lost his sense of smell, so we used to get high in class all the time. I didn't really do anything drasticly bad in school, just all the usual stoner stuff.

 

I would probably laugh too hard ^^

 

i never did anything bad in highschool





that i can remember...
:leaving:

 

I was in a private religious high school during the winter. As I remember I was high also. I removed my coat in algebra class, as I put my coat over the chair 2 vodka mini bottles fell out of my coat and smashed on the floor.

That was pretty stupid. I made my life very difficult back then. I wised up when I went to college.

Now I am a responcible member of society.

 

I was a good kid, I'm still a good kid.

All of the teachers I've had loved me. The administration loved me even though at times disagreed with me, because I was the only one trying to actually change things that I didn't like about the school.

My classmates loved me. I did develop a tad of a pothead reputation even though I wasn't a pothead just because I was the only person in my entire damn school to smoke marijuana once in a while.

I kinda miss high school at times. There weren't any people with whom I truly connected there, too much of a cultural difference (It was a private international high school in Honduras)... but it was still pretty fun and chill.

 

Aw man so Im all alone in my evil kid years? I mean straight evil, I was so horrible that no school would take me! I dropped out and became a road dog after that. I remember when my friend and I used to smoke cig's in the courtyard at the regular highschool in 10th grade, we would get these plastic iced tea cups with caps, poke a hole in the cap and put the cig in through there into the bottle so the smoke wouldnt be as obvious. But we filled a bunch of them once with lit cigs and threw them in trash cans all around the courtyard! Within 10 minutes all the trash cans were on fire and security guards were running around like chickens with heads cut off :tongue:

 

Yeah, I've been a pretty good kid. I've always hated school but never did anything to spite the teachers or administrators. Always been pretty quiet and unapproachable by most. It's almost over, anyways, no use picking up bad behavior now.

Worse I'd ever done was show up to a class high. And I'd smoked on campus before. Oh, and ditched a few times. Nothing out of the norm, really. I've never been super good but never been real bad, either. I did always think it'd be fun to show up to school drunk, though, but never really wanted to risk it.

But I generally don't take risks at school anymore. They'll fuck you over.

 

I threw a kid against a wall once...yeah, I know, I'm this little peanut throwing people around...but I was angry!

 

Did you beat the kid up? Or just throw the kid on the wall and that was that?

 

:agree: yeah...that...

 

I threw his desk...in which he unfortunately was occupying-into a wall.

It was funny because it knocked him out

 

Screw a reputation! I love everyone no matter what, I dont judge people! I would however, like to read these stories that you guys are afraid to post

 

Damn! Now that is some bad shit. I was only in a fight once in 6th grade, and it was a tie. We fought each other for so long that we both got tired and by that time a teacher came and took us inside

 

I got in a ton of fights in high school. I was so mean and had such a bad temper. You looked at me wrong and your head was getting bashed into my knee. I'm thinking it was because I wasn't getting laid enough and because I was fat.

 

i always got kicked outta this one class - Mr. Norris was the teacher

-man...we called him by his first name - Thomas. we said his name like Thomass Norass
-put a chocolate laxative in his coffee...he had to go home for the day
-pretended to snort chalk that we put in lines like coke
-a couple of us put a alka-seltzer in our mouth during class and acted like we were having seizures
-i hit the american flag one day and he wrote me a note to go to the planning center (where you went after getting kicked outta class: it said "to Afghanistan" haha. i still have that note - he always wrote funny notes )

in Brother Wang's class - oh man - this guy taught Bruce Lee in Math, thats how old school he is
-we would whistle in class. and he would go "IF YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE ANIMAL, YOU HAVE TO GO!!! "
or
"Chris!!!!!!!! THEIR BE NO MONKEY BUSINESS HERE! You want to make noise, you want to act like animal, *points to the door* you have to go. No noise! Or you get 20!"
or we'd get up and go somewhere and he'd go "keep away from there"
or if we didnt' turn in HW:
"Chris!!!! I want to see your 2.2, 2.3, 2.4 and 2.FFIIIVVEE!" "You cannot go ANYWHERE! until you show me!" "Show mee! Show mee! Where is it? Go to get it!"

too funny

my friends and i took names from the Satanic bible (this is at a catholic school). pretty stupid. but the school thought i was the ring leader who hazed newcomers to the group. they said i body slammed a few kids as initiation. so they would bring me down to the PC and question me about the group and the things we supposedly did. haha.

 

i beat the shit out of a senior when i was a freshman for spitting on me