HF tent city

it just cost too much to stay here.. so i'm selling all my HF stuff and moving to the outskirts with my tent and my imaginary dog.



:leaving:

 

i don't need anything else... nothing! except this ashtray.. thats all i need. this ashtray and this paddle game.. thats all i need. this ashtray and this paddle game and this remote control. thats it. all i need. and these matches.thats all i need. and this lamp. these matches, this paddle game, this remote control and this lamp. i don't need anything else...

 

and this magazine and this chair.. thats all i need!


:leaving:

 

Damn woman, you better have cooked up that Raccoon and Daffodil stew after I been turning tricks all day to buy us more cigarettes

 

I can't live in a tent I need to much stuff.

 

you better not have forgotten the 24 pack of my diet pepsi!


wally... just buy a bigger tent.. it's the american way!

 

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Sorry, I could only afford Sam's diet Cola.

 

damn it and you forgot to get the 6 dogs kibble. i'll have to feed them rancid hotdogs again. i hope lil' pete doesn't shit all over the inside of the tent again tonight.

 

You know damn well we can't afford that fancy shmancy pepsi crap! And you KNOW I wanted those hot dogs for ma junk fire breakfast tortillas, they're still good.

 

Boogabaah you forgot the most important thing...your coon skin cap! You can't live in a tent without your coon skin cap damnit.

 

You think we can afford to keep such luxuries? Geez. The coon skin cap is being pawned, along with the toaster oven, boog's overalls and my bruce springsteen records.

 

you make some good hotdog on a stick with a tortilla, marshmallow holding it all together!. :drool5:


dogs ate my coon skin cap...

 

MY OVERALLS! gull dang it boy! now alls i gots to wear is my moomoo!

 

And damn mama don't you look so sexy in that thing *slaps butt*

 

damn well you could always use any old dead animal that you find in the woods, place it on top of your head and viola, you have your very own coon skin cap (or skunk skin, cat skin, whatever you get it)

 

yeah.. the stains look like nipples. SEXY!

 

Dead human caps and jackets are great, they fit really well.

 

IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!

 

I actually had a dream about a man who was making a body suit out of human skin hmm I think I had that dream after watching silence of the lambs now that I think of it