Help Me Exact Revenge?

Backstory: Last night me and a friend did some stoned sledding on a hill behind an elementary school not far from my house. We drove because I had stuff to do after wards, it was still really bad out.

So we park right against the top of the hill and get out to about 10 high school kids drinking. They were alright, kind of douchy but tolerable. So we make our way down to the more dangerous parts, get hurt for a while, then decide to leave.

As we were walking back to the car we noticed the group had grown to about 30 kids, most of them being the alpha male, gangster types who watch Jersey Shore for hair and workout tips and not for laughter. So they start throwing ice balls at us unannounced and unprovoked. We just ignore it and dodge it knowing we couldn't do anything against 30 drunk assholes.

When we get in the car I see a huge mound of ice come at my face and completely smash my windshield (sorry, my mom's car, mom's windshield). Luckily it didn't break through and cut every part of my face up. So I get out and they're hysterically laughing, I'm pissed but I obviously can't do anything because the pussies would've ganged up on us. So as I'm outside inspecting it and just questioning their existence, another one comes up and pisses on the side of the car.

I knew if I called the cops they'd come 30 minutes later and no one would be there, so I just left in a fit of fury.

Today my friend tells me she heard they're all going to be back there tonight doing the same thing. I ask you genius stoners: what is my best course of action?

 

find another hill

 

I'm more of a forget about it and move on sort of guy, but

if they drive, wait until anyone has left their car and fuck it up. Tit for tat I suppose. Don't get mad get even, as they always say.

This is all depending on whether someone has driven of the lot. Not sure if anyone would have since everyone is drinking by the sounds.

 

Bring a huge ass group of people and just beat the fuck out of them.

 

Still reckon you should forget it mind you!

 

Oh once they saw me get on the phone (with someone who wasn't the police) they all got in about 5 separate cars and drove off, hammered. That's the sort of people we're dealing with here. And they were all crowded at the top of the hill, feet away from where my car was with nowhere to go but down an icy hill (if it wasn't there I would've plowed into them most likely, I did consider it) so they won't stray too far from their cars. I'm pretty sure its where all their beer is anyway

But its the bestest, steepest one!

 

Those kids definitely sound like douchebags.

 

I mean the only reason I didn't risk my life to punch just one of them was the thought of all of them leaving high school and immediately joining the ranks of the rest like them around here: addicted to whatever they can get, slowly dying while producing absolutely nothing. So I could easily forget about it, I just feel raped, and I haven't been harassed like that since like 8th grade. I try to keep very rational and peaceful but...I want them to feel how pissed I was last night

 

Call the cops on them in that case, get the bastards arrested. Otherwise they may drive home pissed and knock someone over.

 

Hahahahaha. Sounds like something my dumb friends would do.

 

this.

 

I'm serious.. I wouldn't take that shit. I'm kinda small, and don't fight a lot.. but I sure do have a big mouth and a bunch of people that would have my back. I'd be livid if somebody smashed my windshield (especially my mom's) and cut my face all up.

 

just drive by there tonight and if they are there call the police annon tip style and say they kicked your dog or some shit like that and you think they were drinking. you call anon because your dog is okay and you are scared that one of them will recognise you or some shit so you dont want to leave your name.

fuck em, let em take charges. they last longer then a black eye anyway

 

This is a good idea.

 

Your username + this post =

 

I dunno, I got into a scrap 6 weeks ago and am still suffering the damage

I think this article will help you with your dilemma, certainly sounding more and more like it as this conversation goes on lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hastings

 

Hahaha I guess it's kinda hypocritical haha.

 

hypocrisy is the best! No worries.

 

Want to see what I'm dealing with?
http://www.************/group.php?v=wall&ref=search&gid=221806614671

The third post down is basically proof. For a laugh, check out some of the comments of people fighting over which "side" of the smallest neighborhood in Philly is better.

I might bring this by a police station after confirming they're there tonight, tell them I saw them drive away after drinking. Theres also pictures of them at the exact spot on their little group site.

 

there are hills in philly?? wow..