Help! I've fallen and I can't reach the ____

porn!



Fill in the blank

 

wait, this is funny except that little old lady ... its making me sad.



I'll say POT!

 

Don't feel bad. She was askin for it.

 

beer!
oh wait its right here...nevermind...

 

toilet paper. Eww this could get messy

 

the stupid keyboard. that's why there's so many typos and cryptic grammer. i'm having to type with my back scratcher gripped in my teath.

=^^=
.../\...

 

She said something really nasty about you and your dogs...she won't do that again..



Help!!! I've fallen and I can't reach the remote...

 

Help, I've fallen , and I cant reach the tip of my big toe.

 

Help, I've fallen and I can't reach the ground!

 

I've fallen and I can't reach the tampons...

 

Lol. Witty.

My grandma often falls and can't get up again. She has a button around her neck to beep for help but they (the people supposed to help her) often just call my parents because they don't have time - wtf??

I shall not participate.

 

bong.

 

.....the remote!!!!

 

lube




:leaving:

 

corkscrew

 

little old lady basher




(she'll never talk about my dogs again in that way!)

 

I already said that!


I've fallen and I can't get the top off my beer...

 

Help I've Fallen And I Can't Reach My "Medi Alert"......Beep...Beep...Beep...Beep...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep..!!!!!.....Big Group Hug Family Members!!........Try And Hold Back The Tears!!.......Now!!.....We Get To The Important Bit !!.......... Time To Read The "Old Bags" Last Will And Testiment.......In Other Words .........Whats In It For Me ?????.........Cheers Glen.

 

sorry, I appear to have fallen and cannot reach the edit button.

 

It happens to me all the time.