Help I Want to Smoke Weed and I cant

I had an insane psychological episode on weed. I had done it approximately 50 times before that and it was AMAZINg every single fucking time.

the problem is my mom now knows; and I have to go to this drug group 4 times a week for two hours. We get urine tests. I have to make up all these bullshit emotional confessions to please them. Good thing I'm clever.


But man this fucking sucks... the more time that passes... the more I want to do it. It wasnt a big deal to me at first but now its been about 4 weeks and I just want to smoke a mother fucking joint baby!!! or buy a bong and smoke out of it but that would be extreme. Anyway what to do??!?! advices??? sympathies?? encouragements?? thank you.

P.S. anyone ever smoked weed called Grapefruit?? Im sure all different grows of the same species are different but this specific batch of grapefruit weed my friend had gave us the most unbelievably pure and pleasurable high. I literally cried tears of joy... anyway.

 

How often are the drug tests. Because you can smoke a bowl, joint anything, like once or twice a month and still pass a test drink lots of water and juices that will make you piss alot, Also (coffee and sodas) help. Or thats what i hear. I know the water will help, it delutes the piss. and when you pee its like pure water

 

Your 19, just move away, your mom can't control you anymore.

Edit: Duckyx we have almost the same name!

 

Tell your mom that you're 19 and you don't feel you need to be going to these classes/are benefitting in no way...

 

Unless forced by a court of law,
I don't believe that you are obliged
to take the test. Your mom, on the other hand,
may say, "Take the test or move,"
so be ready for that.

I would move and smoke,
but thats just me.

 

Suck it up, or move out.

 

idk it seems like hes lying about his age

if you're really 19 then just move out

 

i was in that same shit until like a couple weeks ago. what i did was just kinda ween yourself off of the weed and jsut get drunk and/or trip every weekend. it helps to have shit to occupy your time during the week

 

Just bounce out of there man. Then youll be able to smoke in your room too.

 

Its hard to move out cuz my moms heart would break... I want to tho. Maybe i will.

 

and is it really that easy to just move out? I mean i dont have a full time job...yet

 

If your really 19 and too afraid to smoke weed with your parents knowing and too afraid to move out because of your mom then you need to be slapped.

 

offer to smoke with your mom

 

Do they watch you piss? If not just get the fake urine they use to calibrate the tests (it's called quick fix, and you can get it cheap on ebay). There's no possible way to fail then, because you're giving them totally clean 'piss' and you can do what you want.

Jersey

 

I have an excellent recipe for some baked goods you can offer her....it worked on my Mom! hahaha....sorry that wasnt helpful at all....but it was worth a shot! For my old job I had to test and bought stock in this herbal cleanser that you drink a few hours before...you pee Ecto cooler like urine....but it never let me down....I'll try to find the name and availabilty for you.

 

hehe if the choice was brought down to me to not be able to smoke or have to move, i'd be moving real quick and start smoking again immediately. im only living at home for the summer because its convenient, cheap, and rent is 800+/month for a single bedroom place anywhere in town. but if it got down to it im, as always, loving my independence.

 

my mom's really clingy and my brother is 22 and she still is scared to death he'll move out-he also smokes weed. Anyways if she'd be that upset that you'll move out. Tell her if you can't smoke you'll move out. [=

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Yeah man, my friend told me this one way you can smoke some bud but still pass a drug test. Like all you gotta to do is take this stuff called effedrin or something like that. It's a drug that cleans your system and stuff. My friend says to like just take effedrin and drink a lot of water and passing drug tests is easy.

 

some ells one these boards said, "If I ever have to take a drug test I will shit int he cup and come out smokeing a 10 Gram blunt!"

 

Haha, seriously.

Dude, you gotta man-up at some point. Best sooner than later...