HELP! Drug test tomorrow!

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by whytest4thc, Feb 8, 2009.

  1. whytest4thc

    whytest4thc Member

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    I have a drug test tomorrow and smoke every day. At the time of the test I will have not smoked for three full days. I purchased omni cleansing liquid and am wondering if it will work. I'm freaking out!!!!!!! Any input?!?!
     
  2. chemigals

    chemigals They call me Chemi

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    Well shit happens.
    Sorry thats my input, not helpful i know
     
  3. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    id say try to drink at least 2 gallons of water also before the test.
    that actually worked for me when i was smoking up to 3 days before a test.
     
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  5. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    Drink 5 glasses of Liquid Chlorophyll. 2 tablespoons in an 8oz glass of water 5 times a day for three day and you will pass the test. Tried and true method, never fails. Cannot be detected bc chlorophyll is so close to the chemical makeup of your own blood it is not detectable.
    sh
     
  6. Angel_Headed_Hipster

    Angel_Headed_Hipster Senior Member

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  7. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    i posted a thread yesterday about how i drank monsters through out the day and next day, and water when i hit my energy drink limit. if you have heart problems or anything like that i don't suggest it, just drink drink drink; it may not work but it's always worth a shot.
    there's things on the internet you can buy, and where i live there's a store called health haven that has many one day body detoxes, so try and see if there's any health stores around too.
     
  8. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    i have not much more to add, everyone else has said it for me.
    fasting for three or four days drinking nothing but water with limon juice and choriorophyll added to it.
    drink 12 ounces of water with one mesuring tablespoon of apple cider vinger three times a day. nasty tasting shit! but, it will make you piss like all out hell too, and move the mj out of your body faster.
    sweat like a pig! exercise, get to a sauna and/or sweat lodge and sweat, sweat, sweat!
    nasal irragate like all hell! get all the pot pollin out of your nose!
    irregate your eyes and use an eye wash too, to get all that mj pollin out of your eyes. might also try crying too.
    shower with a good quality shampoo and a sydent such as dove. whatever you do don't wash with soap!
    brush your gums, teeth, tounge, and floss too.
    trim and scrub your finger and toe nails with a brush.
    wear freshly laundered cloths that have been washed with a high quality detergent, and be sure to rinse the cloths twice to get all the detergent out!

    i know that is alot of shit to do!
    most of it can be done over time and daily with no big sweat.
    you did not plan ahead for this day and, now your balls are nailed to the wall.
    well, it is live and learn or you don't live long. we all learn that lesson in life, some of us harder then others.

    i wish you the best of luck mate and i pray you don't get fucked!

    one last though. from now on have your doctor order that the lab run a drug test on you.
    schools and companies run the cheapest tests they can to save money, they are also the worst tests with the highest error rates too!
    a drug test order by you doctor is almost always the most acurate. it most likely will cost an arm and a leg but it is well worth the pain suffering it will save you in the end!
     
  9. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    word on the street is large doses of niacin help. also, drinking a lot of cranberry juice helps. you could get one of those 30$ drinks at a headshop. they give you double or triple your money or something like that if the drink doesn't work (just make sure you follow the instructions on the drink).
     
  10. whytest4thc

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    Thanks everyone! I took the test today and I'll let you guys know if Omni works or not. I simply diluted by drinking tons of H2O (approx.1Gal) the night before. When I woke up I drank 10 oz. H2O, the Omni Cleansing liquid triple strength and about 65oz H2O. My pee was still yellow after four or five trips to the bathroom and I took the test 3 hours later.
     
  11. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    good luck dude!
     
  12. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    i stand with raz5 on your side; i'm pulling for you mate!
     
  13. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Hes in jail, no way he passed. Those drinks don't work.
     
  14. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    If he did the Liquid Chlorophyll he would have passed. Tried and True.
     
  15. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    Where do you get it?
     
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  18. katox30

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    to whytest4thc go to the expensive drug store or gnc the vitamin store get some b 3,s I sware they do work but th iy likie a mother but i cansay from experience they do work I passed they make you itch like a mother fuck. Kat
     
  19. hk-ryu

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    Find urself some niacin- either liquid or pill. niacin works to flush the system of bio chems. Take at least a day before. drink a gallon of water throughout the day. should be clear. but not rocket science ya know.

    gL
     
  20. SlightlyStoopid

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    they can tell if you dillute it in alot of cases *including dilluting it with water*... actually just witnessed a case today in court when i went with my friend... so pretty much no good new here...
     

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