hello whores.

1. I'm going to marry Jack Johnson and numerous others within the next 5 years.

2. I wrote a mediocre song tonight. When I record, you're all going to buy my album and piss your pants because you're so blown away.

*** Special Bullet for Quest Techie***
2. Quest Techie is a whiney biotch

3. Cooked tomatoes suck.... Don't reply anything in regards to this or I'll kick your fucking ass all the way from Canada.

4. I can't always be waiting on you. I can't always be playing your fool.

5. I got a Christmas present from one of my best friend's yesterday. I havn't seen him since November. It's a lovely striped sweater with six buttons down the side seams.

6. I do eat, you know.

7. I can't wait to leave this fucking house. Yay. Port Ryerse. Fun.

8. Staple it together, call it bad weather.

9. I had my first meal of brunch today. At a country bar. Fuckin right doggie.

10. Brown thumb tack.

 

I missed you a lot.

 

Yay!

 

Thats sooper-dooper!

 

what the fuck.

go fuck a clam.

you know, i have a skirt and my panties are quite visible. cool, huh?

 

Yes ma'm.

 

I saw teh skirt.

 

BUT NOT THE PINK PANTIES BWAHAHHAHAH

pink pantheries.

 

"C is for CLAMHAT!"
"XXX is for PORNO! and BEER!"

 

I don't buy cd's, so I suspect I won't buy yours, so can I get another bullet point in substitution for that one?

I could do with a replacement for the cooked tomatoes one too (you really don't like red sauce, ketchup {catsup} or cooked tomatoes of any sort )

other than that doesn't everyone eat? and I've never seen a brown thumb tack, ar we talking flat or plastic?

 

Hi meg*!!!

1. My elbow hurts sometimes

2. why do women stare at you if they don't want you to stare back?

3. Sometimes I can hear my cells multipying

4. Dusk is my favorite time of the morning, except for wendsday

5. If dogs could talk I'd probably be self conscious around them

6. Self conscious is supposed to be one word

7. Ramen makes up for alot

8. This is the 8th thing I've written so far

9. this is not

10. If down gets wet, it's pretty much useless.

 

I want you to stare back

 

1. Yaye.

2. I eat flowers.

3. No.

4. I don't.





Call me crazy but I don't think I'm any good at this.

 

Crazy.

 

1. katie
2. we
3. dont
4. care














hi, can i carry your baby? ive got a pram in the back...

 

id buy your cd

if you buy mine

 

hahahah naykidape...

 

Thank you