hello people of the internet

hello people of hip forums and the internet I am stonk and bring greetings to you from a planet called "Earth" (you will not have heard of it, its in a very insignificant galaxy and we are all nuts) I like your forums and decided to post here, however i have a question

why cant i send anyone a private message
I have tried pm'ing someone and it says I dont have permission to access that page

 

I believe you have to be a full member to PM someone, you are currently a guest.

 

thanks for the reply, how do i become a member

 

You have to wait 30 days and have 25 or 50 post. I don't remember clearly though. I was having the same troubles when I first joined the forum.

 

I have a better question

why in the world would a guest need to PM another member

it's rhetorical..please dont think I was actually asking

 

greetings from our galaxy stonk! you are certifiably insane. now that you've passed the first test, you are well on your way to full membership!
:sunny:

 

why would a guest need to PM someone? why, to send them pictures of your penis, of course!

judging from his posts, he probably intended to send something less interesting though, maybe something about art or operating systems

seriously stonk, I think that you can send people visitor messages while visiting their pages. just as good as a pm really, except that everyone can see it.

 

greetings stonk, i`m a newben too . i lift my home in search of intelligent life think Ive found some.

 

where? on the internet? what's the url?

 

only members can leave visitor messages ..it cuts down on the spam

 

Thanks for the replies folks, they were informative and funny and I enjoyed reading them thank you very much