hello {conversation thread}

:bored:

 

*hugs*

 

i'm sorta bored too.. i'm exploded to talk to other humans.. never seems to be any online when i feel this way

 

I've been bored since October 25th. That's why God made drugs and we made computer games.

 

what if you don't have one and can't do the other?

 

reoccupied:




:THOUGHTS!!!!:

 

i've already been the drinking and watching a night with kevin smith
he's a funny bastard

hey boogabaah at least there are people online now


*hugs*
cate you want some vodka?
you bring some mix/chase and we'll have a party

 

I would love a few drinks I am sittin doing my homework like a good girl hahaha

 

I've got a six-pack of Killians and four packs of cigarettes and no one to share them with except the Internet because I'm going to make it to January if it kills me.

 

Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friend's birthday party, would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis?

 

make it to january? i kinda wish i woulda gone to this party but i really need to NOT party right now.....

 

If you are all really bored, go to the bus station, get on the first bus to wherever and stay there for 24hours getting as wasted as possible with complete strangers...

Works for me every time.

 

I choose Elvis Costello.

 

fat old sweaty chinese elvis.. and i mean really chinese, accent and all

 

i'd get stabbed

i think the only bus station around thats 24hrs is oshawa go
yeah i'd get stabbed

ha

lucky, you can come and be sober, we'll love you and only put acid in your coffee when you're not looking

caitlin's such a good girl
i skipped work tonight, again
i skipped yesterday too

 

and yeah i agree fat chinese elvis costello

 

A fat Elvis for sure. Although it would be more expensive to keep him tanked up for his performance.

 

Young Elvises always end up with al the chicks whereas fat Elvises get them all horned up and then pass out.

 

redyelruc, that is such a cool move, busstation! I think it takes balls to do that.

 

yep, fat elvis
quite comical