Have you named your toilet bowl ?

if you have... what is it's name?

if you haven't.... what would you name it?

 

John

 

mine is called the "Rattlesnake Den"

 

mr. crapper....

mostly because the man who invented the modern toilet was named john crapper......

 

"the toilet"

 

wow thats what i call mine....weird

 

Oh JEsus Christ! Where did i go wrong? All this fucking time i have been so insensitive to the needs of my toilet! Who will save my soul?

 

I named mine upper deck, cuz of upper decks

 

Never did but I think I'll call it Jesus or God. I was told as a kid that they were everywhere - so - they probably are in my toilet too - hey, in my shit too... God is a turd! Who ever thought of that???

 

I've thought about it that way....thats why I smear poop all over me, trying to get closer to god

 

haha that cracked me up

 

stew...

 

Probably why so many people say "Holy Shit"!

 

bog..

 

interesting point

 

What's so an interesting point in "bog..."?

 

oh, I meant intersting point about "holy shit".... bog got stuck in between and I was too lazy to quote

 

My oops...

 

Crapper John M.D.

 

I named mine God too-since I say that aloud when I am sitting on it or have my head in it. When I have my head in it I love to take the seat and smash my head with it while I am throwing up, You can get a good rhythm going too.