Have you ever masturbated at work?

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i'm at work masturbating right now. is there anyone here that likes to masturbate on the phone?

 

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I think I've masturbated at every job I've ever had. Where I work now, we have one-person bathrooms, so it's easy to go in and take care of business. The best "work jerks" I ever had was when I worked at a used bookstore. We had the erotica section in the back of the shop, where it wasn't visible from the front, and after closing up if I was the only one around I'd go back there, strip naked and enjoy the thrill of masturbating stark naked in what was normally a public place.

 

jus did.

 

Yup in the bathroom stall.

 

A while back I had an office job. It was a small mortgage company, me and 4 other guys. They all went out to lunch and I stayed at the office one time. Shortly after they had left I was surfing some porn and I got the itch. I did it right there in the office at my desk. They could've come back any time, a client or business partner could've walked in... it would've been bad. We had a few female account reps that were pretty sexy and I think somewhere deep down I kinda wished one of them would have walked in and given me a helping hand.

 

Yes i have many times just the other day i was chatting with a woman on here and stroked my cock while chatting then came mmmmmmmm felt so good

 

I work in an office and have masturbated at my desk numerous times. I have had phone sex at my desk and cybered. Sometimes I can even look at some porn during work and get off. It is a real turn on knowing you might get caught.

 

No.. i work in the restaurant industry and will never masterbate at work.. talk about disgusting.. if i did it.. then i would be like well im not the only one(not like i dont already know that a cook somewhere is masterbating at work right now).. and its not good to think while eating.. maybe this cook masterbated before making my food... i've masterbated everywhere else i can possibly think of but at work

 

I have, but not in a long time, and only in the bathroom.

 

I have. I used to work the night shift at a hotel. I'd be up all night, bored and horny as hell.

 

You know ... I've developed a little technique for myself that is interesting (for a male); it keeps me from getting caught easily.


First, you have to understand that I'm in a half cubicle at work, with no one sitting behind or around me, so i do have a little privacy. Also helpful is that it's a pretty quiet environment, so I can usually hear anyone walking this way.

I sort of slouch down in my office chair and look like I'm concentrating on my work. i loosen up my pants so that my semi-erect penis sort of jutts out into a fold in the front part of the crotch of my pants; I've heard this space in the pants called the "wog." Then I am able to just systematically squeeze the head of the penis until I orgasm within (usually) about 5 min or so.

One thing I've had to learn the hard way: denim, otherwise I wind up with a wet spot. If you are not in a "dress casual" office, don't try this.

 

In my car, once. I couldn't wait, plus I was in the middle of an almost empty parking lot with other people around.

 

It's a requirement, I work at Microsoft Tech Support!

 

nope never have but my friend that is a girl text me the other day and said she was masturbating at work with her vibrator which she named it addison after my middle name. LOL

 

yup in my bosses office when he was in a meeting i was really hhorny.
My bf and i were going at it just b4 i got to work.
So i went in there and got myself off.

 

Hey there any female interested in Phone sex.. I am online now at work...

 

Used to work in hotels, so got up to a lot of things at work!!!

 

A few times. Just because I absolutely couldn't wait any more.