have you ever been blazed as fuck in front of your folks and they never noticed?

i can't sleep tonight & it's left me some time to think, so i'm going to tell you guys some stories whether you wanna hear them or not.

the first time i ever got blazed me and my boyfriend went behind the shed in my back yard. we told my mom we were going to go out there and light a small fire and watch the stars because it was still dark out and she said okay. well i went outside and i'm like "i'm ready" and he pulls out his bowl and we procede to get baked. we just finish smoking and we're laughing histarically at how this bush looks like a rabbit [which it really doesn't] and we heard the back screen door open and we're like SHIT and he shoves everything in a bag and into his pocket. my mom comes out and stares at me and is like you guys comming inside? and we were like yeah -gigglegiggle- and she couldn't tell we were fucked up cuz my eyes didn't get that read that time and my bf put his hood up and looked down the whole time. his mom came and took him home and i was on the computer like laughing so hard falling out of my seat but like not remembering to control myself and act sober because my mom was in the room. and she goes 'taylor, whats so funny?' and i'm like LOL THIS THING ON THIS COMPUTER IS SOOOO FUNNY HAHAHA and then i realized she knew i was fucked up but you know what she said? she turns to my dad and goes "See, dave, we'd know if taylor was high cuz she'd probably act like that" and she never even knew.


my other experience is like, 2 weeks after i get out of the hospital for the second time for breathing problems [stupid, i know. but at the time i didn't think it mattered]. i took the medicine and i was breathing quite fine so i figured i'd try smoking a J, why not [this is when i first started getting paranoid and sick from weed]. so went up in my room and i guess i sucked down that joint too fast andhalfway through it my chest was onnn firee. so i filled a bag with ice and i'm like freaking out and i go in the room [dark] with my mom and try to sleep it off with the bag of ice on my chest, but i can't sleep cuz i'm like freaking out and i'm high as fuck and i remember telling my mom that i didn't feel good at all and she told me to like lay down with the ice. then i started like crying and spasming and freaking out and like not breathing and she took the to the ER again and i was looking in the rearview mirrow and my eyes were red as shit and the ER docs just said i had an extreme panic attack [duh] and to seek mental health care. and my mom says 'taylor you must have been crying alot cuz your eyes sure are red'

and she never even knew


how about your stories? im bored, sorry.

 

Yes. I was so paranoid after a massive session with one of my neighbors. I walked back after I put in some eye drops and went on the computer. My mom asked me to help her with dinner and I was scared shitless. She never noticed. I was so proud.

 

I don't have to worry about my parents anymore, but they, along with everyone else, have always been able to tell when I have been smokin, because I'm so obvious. Always smiling and shit.

 

being with my prents when im high ruins my high. they can neva tell cuz i allways keep a bottle of cleareyes on me.

 

I don't get red eyes. But yes, I was in church with them while really high. No worries.

 

Most of the time they can tell, depending on what kinda bud I smoked my eyes will get red, sometimes they won't. If they don't get red, then they don't notice, because I don't act like a total fuckin' retard while high, like a lot of people do.

 

I played a game of gin high with my mom once...And i beat here, haha.

 

I've tripped around my parents before. I was well past my peak but I was still pretty fucked up.

 

They always notice. They might not always say it, but your parents know way more than they let on.

I don't hide anything from my folks, but seeing as I don't live with them anymore it's not a problem. It was a never a problem when I did live with them though. If they asked me if I was high, I'd just be honest with them.

 

lol aha your names taylor too, it is a sweet name.

I try not to be around my parents whenever I'm high/drunk/tripping, because it doesn't really do much to benifit the expirance. However I can be nodding the fuck out around them, and I usually do.

 

Yeah, I think your parents can usually tell even if you don't think they can, but they don't want to say anything because either they don't want to accuse you of something you didn't actually do, they don't want to bring it up because it is such an akward subject, or they don't really care.

 

dude both my parents toke it up all the time, but they still never notice when im high. two days ago i came walkin in the door and my mom was like oh its 4:00am why the fuck you out so late, and i just start laughin and then i burped and a bunch of smoke came out my mouth. she still didnt say nuthin bout me smokin the ganja!

 

Just because they didn't say anything, doesn't mean they didn't know.

 

yeah i guess thats true but my parents aint like that man they would totally say sumthin if they thought i was smokin

 

I can't wait to have kids and bust them.
And by bust them I mean give them the "I'm so dissapointed in you" speech then smoking their weed in front of them as a punishment.

 

that would be a great punishment cuz think about it dude if you just ground them then they dont really give a fuck... but smoke their bud in front of them, i'd be pissed if my mom did that

 

EXACTLY!

 

yup so are you gonna have kids soon or sumthin?

 

My parents used to not be able to tell when I was high, but these last few months I must of gotten stupider because they can tell.

 

yeah you must've lol