Have YOU ever been abducted by ALIENS?:

They got hold of me one time.I was walking down the street late one night,minding my own business - when a white circular light towered above me a this circle got bigger until I was sucked up into a vacuum of a spiraling vortex.
When I awoke I was surrounded by: 'The Jayne Mansfield Robots' .They are very lifelike & for a while I was fooled by their seductive ways.They asked me all sorts of questions about Planet Earth & Human Civilization.I told them nothing I'm proud to say.Then next thing I know is that I was being............Probed by them,This probing is not nice I can tell you.
They wanted to find out what we humans are made of.I got a glimpse of one of them - Green slimy creatures.
They finally decided that I wasn't very representative of the human race & dumped me into the ocean.

Did they get hold of you?:................


'The Jayne Mansfield Robots' .

 

No i havent been got at yet!!!!

 

They abducted half the band, took us to california, and forced us to eat cinnamon roles.

 

yes, they gave me space coke, it was really cool

 

I've been abducted by COPS. I think I would much rather be abducted by aliens.

 

I second that! Cops are worse than aliens, because they mess with your mind, not with your body. Well, sometimes your body, if they think you've done something worth a beating.

 

cops messed with my mind and body, so since that happened to me... i concur with prior posts.

 

my dad claims he was cause when he was sleeping one night he saw a light and woke up with his shirt off that was on when he went to sleep... and so he thinks he was abducted...yep, thats my dad for ya..my nickname of him is Rainman...

 

I think the aliens are lookin' for a better example of humanity than me

 

No, I don't recall ever being abducted by aliens.

 

Does the US Army count?

 

Nah, the ARMY doesn't count. I joined on my own free will and hated it. In the end I smoked a whole lotta weed so I could fail a piss test so they would kick me out.

 

Unless, of course, you were drafted.

 

No - at the wise age of 17, I joined up because “I was tired of people telling me what to do" I was not a very bright child. I like to think I have shown some improvement since then. But perhaps not (grin)

 

Same here. Little did I know, all they do in the ARMY is tell you what to do. Zero individuality. Bastards.

 

okay, so yip i've been abducted. ever since, i have trouble sleeping, have strange scars, am psychic and i see ufo's. yay for aliens

 

I haven't been abducted yet, but I used it as an excuse once when I was late for biology. And it worked. It's lucky my teacher believed in aliens. Anyway, we never saw him soon after that. He sort of disappeared.

 

i have, i told them to just get the probing over with and i dropped my pants and they then dropped me off where they found me, strange huh?

 

no but one day my great great grandson will (It will be how my family line ends(Thats what you get for having a freak like me as a patricarch))

 

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