Handedness. WTF? :-)

I come in and tell everyone "The gay closet is a social construct" matter-of-factly and unapologetically, that "black" and "white" are misnomers (born of slavery - this is awful), and that learnable physical science and String Theory of physics actually meant 'dimensions of measure' and not "Alternate dimensions!" at all,

and then handedness walks into the room.