hand shake

how the hell do you do a hand shake cus i shake peoples hands and they are like frozen. i feel like an idiot

 

i like to shake hands by giving them a firm grip, and then shake.

dont understand how complicated it is

 

yea im not smart

 

lol... I smile reach out and say "Hi Im Maygun....." haha or " Hi Im Miss Tioga county..." LOL which is getting REALLY retarded... especially when people are like "who what where...mmm ice cream haha"

 

See, first you do a little dance, then you touch yourself a bit, then you braid your hair, poke the other hand-shaker in the head three times, preform an Aztec tribal ritual, then grab the other persons hand and put it in your pants. Seriously, isn't it simple?

 

I dont like it when people leave their hands all loose when you go to shake it

 

hahah oh shit.......that that was so damnf unny.

 

eh?

 

its impolite to shake a lady's hand

 

what are you s'posed to do instead?


i like to kiss people on the cheek

 

me and my girls kiss each other on the cheek.... hahaha minus me and Amy we just skip the cheek and make out hahaha... its an inside joke fomr the golf tournie hahaha and I cant explain it I'll laugh to hard haha....

 

not that anyone would care lol

 

what if i do?!