hair test

i got a hair test tommorow what do i do?

 

shave off all scalp and body hair....

 

i cant do that then he will know

 

theres nothing you can do... why are u getting a hair test ne way?

 

they wont know shit without evidence, which you just got rid of by shaving. tell em you plan on joining a swiming team and you shaved for conditioning/training. then they would give you a piss test in which there are a few ways to pass. it all depends on how bad you want to pass your hair test.

 

well it also depends on who's given it... if its a potenital employer, then they will just assume that u shaved everywhere cause u cant pass a drug test... which is why i asked, why is the OP getting a hair test?

 

your fucked.

 

my dad got a phone call from my friends mom who said yeah your son is a pot head and i said you know what if she can prove it then ill admit it but since it cant be proven then im inocent and so my dad said she was paying to buy me a hair test and i stuck to my story and eventually he said oh i was lieing your not going to get a hair test so i got a piss test passed and now its all good

 

thats cool.. now why the hell is yer friends mom so uptight bout u bein a pothead? did yer friend get caught and she assumed you were the one who gave the bud to her son?

 

wow shes a bitch

 

exactually and i never use im but my buddy said oh i think mr.tballs is bring an eight to the party and his mom read this message and was like he is never allwoed to come over here again so i was like fuck it and i did not go to that party and she called the cops on the party and like 15 ppl got caught for possesion and 3 for disturbituition (dont know how to spell) so he felt bad got real drunk cause he felt bad for causeing all this stress so he shot up on morphine, now hes in military school and i tried to put it all behind me but since she is a "friend of the family" some times she baby sits my sisters and one day my sister came up to me and said t.balls you bettar go flush your stash and apparently out of the blue she made up some story about me calling her son and telling him that i smoked laced pot. which happened but i know for a fact that i did not call him, but her dates are all corect and she said i threw up in the school parking lot, which was correct. but that date she said i also helped my dad fix the roof of his buddys barn so... there is no possable reason to tell my dad

hear is my theory i think since her kid is the kid that parents dont want there kid to hang out with she wants some one else to be like that so she demonizes me

 

the laced part happened not the calling

 

lol if i was reading that post out loud i would have suffocated

 

my bad dude

 

my bad dude im not a good witer my teacher says i should use more peoriods and stop trying to make everything one sectence that way it does not sound like a list but im lazy

 

lol its like a neverending scentecne.

 

damn does it make sence once you think about it though?

 

yes. kick her in the balls and tell her

 

40oz yous gots the bestest pictures

 

o and your sig is the ####.

but yah slap that bitch