Hair Loss

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by odon, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Male pattern boldness is caused by what ?
    Genetics ? NO.

    I say it is caused by men running their dirty grubby hands in key areas of their head. Think about it.
     
  2. stonedmonkiwana

    stonedmonkiwana K9 Handler

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  3. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I'm just wondering how I can make some money out of this revelation...mmmmm
     
  4. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Beating off to much.

    Peace
     
  5. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Remember what Gallagher said about God, Man, and Gorilla. A gorilla doesn't go bald but then again it doesn't have brains like Man. In the beginning of time, the essence of Gorilla went up to God and said, "I want hair!". God said, "OK, but it's going to cost you your brains."

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  6. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I did not appreciate this thread would become so profound.
    Thanks for raising the bar.
     
  7. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Mine was caused by gillete mach III.
     
  8. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    A house full of kids will do it too.

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  9. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    im going bald and im enjoying every second of it:D
     
  10. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Are you bald?
    90% of men would be bald as a coot, if "beating off" too much was the reason.
    No, I think my rationale is a more likely scenario.
    But, concede the other 10% of men could be having too much personal fun with themselves. Maybe they then run their dirty grubby hands through their hair. Mmmm controversial!
     
  11. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Strange boy. It should be the most depressing thing in the world.
    It would keep me up all night. Instead the HF seems to do that.
     
  12. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i am strange and unusual;)

    yeah, sometimes i miss my hair...but then again...its just hair...
     
  13. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    So, sitting in the snow, in shorts and a bermuda a top was not a contributing factor?
     
  14. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    True. You do look like having no hair would not be the worst thing in the world.
    Me, I'd become a recluse.
     
  15. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Yes they run their gubby little hands through their hair after they beat off. Just stop doing that and you will be fine. No I'm not bald I have a chick. I don't need to beat off. You need to stop it too.

    Peace
     
  16. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I'll restict myself to when I'm not lgged onto the HFs.
    That is the best I can do.
     
  17. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    Don't your keys get sticky when you do that ? Well I'm glad your taking a break from it anyway. Good luck with your hair. Maybe just get out more offen.

    Peace
     
  18. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    that's a hawaiian shirt. he's smoking a cuban cigar, too.

    dave's got super supre thick nappy hair. so he shaves it.
     
  19. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Nope but it will shrivel up the fellas.
     
  20. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Male pattern boldness :confused:

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    To boldly go where no man has gone before ...lol....


    Hotwater
     
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