Haiku game!

"Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons."

Okay, this is how it works. I say a Haiku, then you follow it with the last line of my one.

Here goes:

Blessed with shine, it flies
Among tiny drops of tears
Floating with the night.

 

Floating with the night

Things have never felt so right
Got a spliff to light?

 

Got a spliff to light?
I do believe it's the time
Of things before law.

 

Of things before law
The philosopher did speak
So I punched him flat

 

So I punched him flat,
A fight of the times ahead,
Bullets and knifes switch.

 

Bullets and knives switch

Careless errors and too far
His blood on my hands

 

His blood on my hands,
I walk gleefully away
I never liked him

 

I never liked him

I loved him and his warm cock
Licentious love lies

 

Licentious love lies
Like greasy politicians
With their big faces

 

With their big faces
And multicoloured trousers
Clowns fucking scare me

 

Clowns fucking scare me
The man told his dicky bird
Sitting on the wall

 

Sitting on the wall
Humpty Dumpty leaned backwards
Disaster occurred

 

Clowns fucking scare me
Said the jester quietly
Not realising

 

Oops replied to the wrong one but I like it anyway ...

Disaster occurred
When the big fat man sat down
On the little one

 

"On the little one
Not the bigger one," I said
Just hope he heard me

 

Just hope he heard me
trumpeted fat donald trump
Eating a raisin

 

Eating a raisin
does not relate to haikus
I can think of none.

 

I can think of none
I can picture nothingness
Emptiness is form

 

"Emptiness is form"?
That may well be true, but please
Show me where to park

 

show me where to park
my big old chelsea tractor
I am a yum mum