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Bible?

Ain't nothing better than a wet peach.

 

lol, awesome

 

I started to read the bible last night for the first time.

Then I got scared and I had to put it away.

AHAHAHAHAH

 

HAHAHAHHA


ew.


but.. i know what you actually mean, of course.

still.

 

The Bible's my favorite fictional horror novel.
I like cuddle with it infront of the fire.
Sometimes, though...the pages disappear.

 

i HAD some pot.

 

i read the kids bible when i was little
every night til i finished
wtf was i thinking!
screw that!

 

i read the bible once
i won't spoil it for people


okay...i will

jesus dies!
(but comes back)

 

haha
i read it because i thought
it'd make me a good kid
my work with god is almost done
but jesus is still cool

 

i thought we were talking about pot...

nevermind... i'm stoned.

 

jesus is just alright with me
i believe the doobie bros once sang
and i agree with him
he's a cool dude

 

my dad today was like
"you need to be baptized.all christians should"
ok who the hell ever said i was christian.people!
ahaha.but seriously.i dont get it

 

i was baptized once
and of course i was baptist
so i could to walk out in almost chest deep freezing water to get dunked
it was crazy
then i had to get naked to change my wet clothes in front of an old guy
=/

 

jesus is not cool
he sends you to hell for not believing in imaginary friends!
WRONG

 

i dunno
i'd smoke a joint with jesus

 

I'd smoke a joint with anybody. But I won't share it with anybody. I'm greedy when it comes to my drugs and my guitars.

 

Better watch it now. If you mess with Jesus, you're messing with me, nome sayin'?

 

know, i don't "nome" what you're saying
nobody does
ever

 

I want to smoke with Jesus and Buddha.