gotta love the bible...

http://www.cracked.com/article_15699_9-most-badass-bible-verses.html

 

Does it have the one regarding stoning disobedient children?

 

i don't think so, but some kids do get killed by bears.

i read it last night but didn't get around to putting it up 'til now.

 

Here it is.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy 21:18-21&version=9;

I'm glad I wasn't growing up back then.

 

you know , I wish I could get away with stoning people for just taking the lords name in vain........I would have a field day!

 

goddamn you ryan

 

that was too mean i had to erase it..

 

shit, me neither!

i just can't imagine a parent wanting to see their kid killed.

 

ooooooooo you blasphemer!!!!!!!!!

 

wow, was that directed towards me????????

and it wasnt mean....

I find it rather endearing

 

haha noo it wasnt towards you

 

lol I read that a few days ago

the foreskin one is so funny

and the bears killing the kids

 

I like the no grabbing the junk rule

 

Jesus christ is bringing sexy back.

 

no lie, I kind have the hots for jesus. Like Id do him. but nothing long term.

 

when i was in kelowna a few years ago i was in a book store that sold counterculture books and it has a passage that jesus tells his disciples to boil the soma into tea and drink it, and for you guys who arnt sure what soma is, its mushrooms, more likely magic mushrooms haha, thats how he performed his miracles

 

Kelowna rocks!

 

nothing long term? are you kidding?? he was the ultimate partier....... he could turn water into wine, and make a meal for thousands out of a couple fish and a loaf of bread

 

well hed have to impress me

 

If walking on water doesn't do it for ya...