Gorilla vs grizzly bear

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  1. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    In biology class, when I was falling asleep, I use to entertain myself by looking at the posters of animals on the wall, and pitting them against each other in a fight, my favourite was the gorilla vs the bear.

    Anyway, who would win, and why? Who would win an arm wrestling competition? the bear looks pretty strong, but gorilla's can break bamboo in half like a piece of dry spaghetti.
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    mmm. good one. i think we can probably find one to organize the fight and find out. mind you, grizzlies can run up to 45 mph in short spurts to take down an elk or somesuch when they're really hungry, or just playing.
     
  3. DonGenaro

    DonGenaro off to another land

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    I would choose the grizzly cause they would seem to be more agile.
     
  4. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Grizzly would tear a gorilla up. Fucking monkeys
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    and they have bigger teeth AND claws.
     
  6. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I'd say Gorilla.

    Its always the one you dont think will win.
     
  7. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Yeah Right Mother Fucker
     
  8. stalk

    stalk Banned

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  9. Sitka

    Sitka viajera

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    Carnivores usually take down bamboo-eating herbivores. Although with canines like that, gorillas might eat some meat too?
     
  10. stalk

    stalk Banned

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  11. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    chimps eat meat, too. they're opportunists.
     
  12. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    Gorilla versus a lion as well.

    Or a lion versus a croc.
     
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    we're becoming the romans. sickening.
     
  14. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Virtual Romans

    2.0
     
  15. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    bear

    thoes guys work out all the time

    escept for winter
     
  16. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    Has anyone seen Grizzlyman?

    Pretty bad ass.
     
  17. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    this made me smile.
     
  18. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    Bart: "I rented all of your favorite Gorilla movies: 'Gorilla Squadron', 'Gorilla Island Six'..."
    Homer: "Apes-A-Poppin!"
     
  19. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I love Grizzlyman! Except he's kind of dumb. But sweet.

    my picks are:

    Grizzly vs Gorilla= Grizzly Winner!
    Gorilla vs Lion= Lion Winner!
    Lion vs Croc= Lion winner!
     
  20. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    haha Cate versus Gorilla, croc and lion = Cate winnah

    Grizzlyman is interesting as hell ... The German narrator is gloomy.
     

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