God exists...I promise.

Discussion in 'Agnosticism and Atheism' started by Yeal, Jul 26, 2009.

  1. Yeal

    Yeal Member

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    We've met. But he's not what you think he is.
     
  2. J.Q.

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    Elaborate please
     
  3. Hoatzin

    Hoatzin Senior Member

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    What do I think he is?
     
  4. Dreams

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    Well............if you promise.
     
  5. Okiefreak

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    What does Yeal think He is? We're all ears!
     
  6. Hoatzin

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  7. neodude1212

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    At least God looks pretty happy. ^
     
  8. Driftwood Gypsy

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    he sells bud.
     
  9. Yeal

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    Well for starters, he isn't exactly a "he".
     
  10. Hoatzin

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    Have you seen God's downstairs business?? :eek:
     
  11. Yeal

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    No. Ask me whatever you'd like.
     
  12. Hoatzin

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    I would like to know about God's downstairs business please.
     
  13. aydinerro

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    I met God once...welll...maybe not God, but some really higher power. and I was NOT under the influence of drugs!
     
  14. Yeal

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    Me too man!
     
  15. Yeal

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    Why do we want to fight?
     
  16. aydinerro

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    how was it?
    mine was in the form of an earthworm...but it was dying when i met it. And it didn't speak or do anything really...I just felt all this stuff..
     
  17. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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  18. Didymus Doppelgänger

    Didymus Doppelgänger Misfit Lover

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    God is a golden retriever. Trust me.
     
  19. Hoatzin

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    Hey, I just came here to find out what God has going on in his Calvin Kleins, I don't want no trouble.
     
  20. neodude1212

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    My guess is some sort of mixture of both and neither.
    Maybe with a dash of transcendent too.
    Or maybe even a mysterious third gender.
     
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