Gloria Steinem v. Al Bundy... "The Miss America Pageant reinforces a belief that women are merely how they look and how they please." Gloria Steinem. "Every day for the past 30 years, you high-heeled pit bulls have blamed us for everything. From not being able to get into Harvard to not being able to get into stretch pants." Al Bundy. "I will no longer be referred to as Miss Steinem of Ms. magazine." Gloria Steinem. "Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer." Al Bundy. "A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual." Gloria Steinem. "Son, never try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other." Al Bundy. "In short, pornography is not about sex. It's about an imbalance of male-female power that allows and even requires sex to be used as a form of aggression." Gloria Steinem. "It’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s the fat that makes you look fat." Al Bundy. "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." Gloria Steinem. "A fat woman came into the shoe store today. She said 'I'd like something I'd be comfortable in.' I said 'Try Wyoming!'" Al Bundy. "If I read the word 'problematize' one more time, I'm going to vomit." Gloria Steinem. "A fat woman came into the shoe store today. She asked for something to make her foot look smaller and I said 'Try your ass.'" Al Bundy. "What has the women's movement learned from Geraldine Ferraro's candidacy for vice president? Never get married." Gloria Steinem. "A grave injustice has been going on down at the New Market Mall. A real woman's body is being exploited, by men, for profit. Show them, as only you can, that a woman's body is not to be appreciated, but to be feared, reviled, and, in the case of most of you, kept totally covered at all times. Hurry, my sisters, down to the mall. But remember not more than three in the elevator at one time." Al Bundy.
