Give The Poster Above You A Reason To Live *Suicidal Edition

If we lost you, the village wouldn't have an idiot.

 

If you fuck it up your going to want to kill yourself.

 

a reason to live? chocolate!

 

a reason to live is revenge. make life harder for those who did u wrong.

 

you're going to make a fortune making porn.

 

Wow, your thinking about committing suicide? That is a totally selfish act. I mean think about it. Then who's going to do my laundry and wash the dishes? I think you just need to get out for a while. My car could use a good vacuuming and wash.

 

Rumor is, Sigfried and Roy are about to start performing again. You dont wanna miss that do ya?

 

You gotta stick around and see what happens next!

 

Think about all of the burrito's you'll miss out on if you kill yourself, man. its not worth it

 

I dont wanna rain on your parade, but suicide is sooooooo last week. This week "Dyslexic Anorexia" is all the rage.