Give The Poster Above You A Reason To Live *Suicidal Edition

No matter how you feel about em..you gotta give em a reason to put the gun down....

 

You can't do it.... you still owe me twenty dollars.

 

You can't do it! A village somewhere would be missing its idiot... (Sorry, I don't know you, but I thought it was cute so don't take it personally. And feel free to insult me. )

 

Don't do it! Think of the people you haven't made miserable...

 

Man, if you off yerself, like, somewhere, a cow is gonna give birth to the anti-Elvis.....

 

just to spite all the bastards who 'd like to see you dead?

 

if you kill yourself, the terrorists win

 

If you're gone, who will all the fuckups look up to?

(Let me just note that I don't like insulting people. I consider everyone in the forums friends and this is all in fun. >steps off soap box)

 

don't you have like half the posts in the "insult the poster above you" thread?
anyway, don't kill yourself because then the flying burrito would be an only child, and with no bro, there's really no flying burrito

 

man, you wouldnt have any control over who would wear your underwear after you died.

 

because you can't operate a gun properly due to being undead, so i need to quickly reliquish it from you and then attempt to purify you by ravaging your cranium with hot lead

 

if you off yourself, gerbil eat eyeballs

 

Look at your post count! Teh 1337!!

 

what if i hated rodents...that seems like it may be encouragement

 

God hates quitters

 

... I got nothin'...

 

you'll never know what you miss if you're not there to not miss it.
(that's what keeps me going anyway)

=^^=
.../\...

 

the revelution is coming, you dont wanna miss it.

 

Don kill yourself, because then you will be happy, and i cant stand it if you are happy.

 

u were the best friend i ever had.... my only friend