Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by FreeBird1969, Feb 9, 2005.
I just realized there's no one above me.
Your job is to be cool.
Stalk Random People
be a mathemagician.
Grow a mullet.
Rosie O'Donnels personal love slave
to be better than Sigmund Freud
Buy a riverboat casino and let me in for free.
body double for richard simmons
fight in a duel with paul simon
bring back the '80s trend of shoulder pads.
Write lesbian erotica.
Playing in a 60s garage punk revival band, and singing songs written by none other than me.
buy a dildo and do drive bys with it
help me build a time machine
Replacement for Dimebag as the new Damageplan guitarist.
groom donald trumps hair while calling him sassy
Cardboard box maker.
michael jackson's dermatologist
the maker of honey bunches of oats...WITH STRAWBERRIES
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