Give me 1 (ONE) valid reason why you won't be posting in this thread...

...you can also give me two of 'em. Three would be too much though.

 

cos its shit ...

 

Since I am posting in this thread I will let you know why...My left tit hurts like someone kicked it.

 

you posted it.

the longer im here the more i ignore most users posts.

 

because satan my dark lord and master said that i would be drowned in a pool of flaming hot human feces.

 

Ressman's reason is valid.

The other two of you, not acceptable. Post.

 

Cuckoo 77, nope. Not a good reason enough either.

 

youdidn't even try. but whatev fred.

 

I had a reason, but I forgot and posted here.
will the world end now?

 

The World may end now - but I don't think there's a connection with this thread. Try "the World will end now" thread. Good luck - and send your only child on Krypton.

 

i won't post in this thread because my limbs will begin to fall off and get eaten by evil midgets (shorter than myself)



don't ask...

 

I'm not cool enough.

 

someone's been in the liquor!

 

Anyone else won't post in here? Better speak up - you may never have another chance.

 

This thread is completely ghey, it has failed epically, and it lacks titties.

 

Because I'd rather call people skanky fleabags in nearby threads...

 

...yeah...the hate thread is very popular... That's sad and I kid you not... I regret posting in there, therefor contributing to it... Ah well - just goes to show I'm human...

Ok - back to business - make it clear why you won't post in here - and it's ghey is not acceptable - if it's gay - I might accept...

 

yes but the hate thread has become a rather magical place with RTers and negative feelings toward one another...your post will shine someday!

 

It can always shine in the meantime if I put turtlewax on it...

 

cuz I just knocked myself almost out trying to rock a dingleberry