girls night out

so tonight i'm going to my friends house. she has hired a professional dancer to teach us how to do a strip tease.

WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAMERA?

 

i thought you were inviting me out. damn, i was all excited. haha that sounds fun

 

where the hell is your camera....you best not be coming back without pics

 

Too bad you dont get Andy Dick teaching you girls how to give head

 

Can I come? I love girls nights out! It gives me a chance to use my fancy new blush.

 

Thats how I learned....

 

Well lucky you,

Cosmo taught me

 

He/She is good too

 

you're a dork

 

I await today
It's December 10th
The holidays crawl on her back with a last regret
So when you wake my love, are you ashamed that you live?
Bottles strewn across the floor a valium on an oak headboard.
Still, you live. It's December 10th
The coffee house burns out the haze of a drunken fit
So when you speak, my love,
are you depressed that you live
Shades pulled down against the sun
To lay as long as health allows
Tell me yours, and I'll remember mine.
So when you're raped my love
Are you glad you live?

 

hmmm













<---- turned on

 

so you're the kind that gets all turned on when I get smart huh? Like Saddam got turned on when Satan got all philosophical on his ass?

 

Emo dork.

 

emo? not even fucking close.....thats a thrash metal song

 

Fuck, you could do anything and youd still turn me on


But yes, you being slightly intelligent is a bonus

 

only slightly intelligent? good, at least I won't have to try too hard then

 

i still can't find my camera... wait a minute


i think i know where it is

 

mwahahaha..


let the drunken madness begin

camera is ready

i'm almost dressed

friend should be here soon..

 

When you dont try at all, it drives me crazy

 

remember that thing I was suffering from? laziness I think?