Girls: do you tickle his prostate gland while you suck his penis?

Some of you girls probably know this technique: put a finger in his pooper (if necessary use some lube or even a condom), while you suckle his peeper. Massage his prostate gland. Then when you feel he's about to cum, you gently push against it. He will cum like Hiroshima. Guaranteed.

Good luck.

Guys, please corroborate this technique. Thx.

 

If you are a woman, you need to memorize this like it was your phone number, you will be thanked 10 fold. Think of this like your birthday, special occasions only.

CachedOut

 

i feel it necessary to say that girls with fingernails really shouldn't do this, and i hope the reasons for that are obvioius.

 

Blue_Shoe, correct. Which reminds me of the following: guys, if you spot a girl with one cut fingernail while the rest of her nails are long, you know you're dealing with a prostate tickler. Talk to her.

 

oh yeah and it makes him really squirm

 

er..you know, according to what i've heard, some guys wont let anyone touch that area...silly or what? how do you know hes up for it?

 

Just show him the finger. He'll knod.

 

My gf likes anal play. She hasn't done this to me yet, but I'm eagerly waiting!

One of my xes and I had a small vibrator she'd use in my anus, or I'd use it on her. WOW!

 

My ex. where like that....hahaha
I asked but he said-NO!


haha

 

"Put a finger in his pooper while you suckle his peeper."

Wow. I do believe you've just become my hero.

 

The Ducktale;​

Of A Feather’d, Duck’s Tail​

Characters;
Dai-z-duckhill (Daisy)
Duckhillbandit
Dangitduck
Mrs. Duckworth (Urology Nurse)
Ducktor Boneyfeathers (the Urologist)

Dangitduck;
Yer waddling funny guy, got yer feathers in a wad or somthin’?

Duckhillbandit;
Yep, ol duck featherz not workin’ too well, plumbing all webb’d up too – keep rushin’ to that pond, ta water the fish, but never seem to get quite empty.

Dangitduck;
Ya tell Mrs. Duckworth yet?

Duckhillbandit;
Nope, talkin’ to my Dai-z tonight, might save me a trip to ol’ DR Boneyfeathers – ya kno?

Dai-z-duckhill;
Hey babe, how’s it waddling?

Duckhillbandit;
Got a wad in me waddler… EH?

Dai-z-duckhill;
Don’t give me that “EH” stuff… you’re no Canada Goose – just an ol waddle puss, of a lovable Duckhillbandit. Now tell me… what’s got yer downy’s in a wad?

Duckhillbandit;
Well… got this problem empty’n… keep’n waddling ta the pond, ta water the fish… just never seem ta finish though… and you know, I’ve not been the best duckler in flight there neither.

Dai-z-duckhill;
My friend’s dad had that problem, and it’s not that hard to fix…
But… YOU… are not going to like it!
Lay down over there and…

Duckhillbandit;
HOLY Duck Feathers! –
Hey, you egg bear’n — HEY! –
Watch where yer stickin’ that fea t h e r….. Mmmmmm…
Where’d ya learn -- yikers!
Mmmmmm… so that’s what that feels like.
Ooooh-hoo-hoo… Butt… it don’t make me a Cluck Duck does it?

Dai-z-duckhill;
No my inebriated duckman!
Only if you and another winged duckwarrrior, played ducktor… DOWNTHERE!
You wouldn’t… and neither would your feather’d friend Dangitduck.

Duckhillbandit;
You still shouldn’t --- OOOH! --- be doin… mmmm… it’s not proper… oh my…
for male ducks… oooh… darn that’s good… and this will fix my d-state?

Dai-z-duckhill;
And if you’r a real good ducky… we can try to make some eggs for the spring hatch… OK?
Now that you’re… UP to it?

Commentator…
Well now… that was an interesting ducktale, of how a lovingly massaged D-State can help prevent a trip to DR Boneyfeathers… who by the way… doesn’t approve of such things… he just lost a customer, oops, I mean… patient (for the moment anyway).

Ductor Boneyfeathers;
Lady ducks can feather her manduck’s tail, in just such a way, as to really drive the nasties out… but Mr. Duck has got to allow Ms. Duck access… and once in there… Ms. Duck, can find out if Mr. Duck needs to see Ducktor Boney Feathers… or… if the D-State is just a little enlarged, and only needs a bit of a healthy, funloving massage.

As Nurse, Mrs. Duckworth reminds us;
A loving Ms. Duck, would try to keep her keeper, around longer…
”They are so hard to train… ya-kno?”
Written by: Duckhillbandit

 

Please Read it all... It gets better... And really exciting!:2thumbsup:
Thursday, June 9, 2011

BPH Drugs Linked to
Increased Prostate Cancer Risk
The FDA is requiring makers of drugs used to treat BPH (benign prostatic hyperplasia) --
a condition with symptoms that include urination trouble due to an enlarged prostate gland --
to change labeling due to increased risk of a serious form of prostate cancer. The drugs
are sold under the brand names Proscar, Propecia, Avodart, and Jalyn

• See WebMD's report for more details.

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• Brisk Walking May Keep Prostate Cancer in Check (WebMD News, May 24, 2011)
• Coffee May Lower Prostate Cancer Risk (WebMD News, May 17, 2011)
In the dark of night, on the still waters of a small pond, a pebble is thrown… to see how far the ripples will travel, and if they will ultimately return, to the point of disruption…

The stone? A simple concern…

CARING for BPH sufferers… not just covering up the pain and anguish… camouflaging the ailment with pills or injections… until the prostate becomes deadly enough, for the (albeit medical) more profitable SURGICAL removal, or other health destroying, invasive (albeit medical) profitable procedures. Sell more pills… with BPH meds now linked to increased Prostate Cancer Risks (WEBmd News Alert above) to create more frequent returns to the doctor’s office (MORE PROFIT!). Eventually doctor favored… SURGERY!!!
---OR--- Teach the spouse to massage the enlarged/swollen as yet BENIGN gland and avoid much of the danger (albeit medical) of the health care profession.
---SO--- When it comes to BPH care --- I ask you ---

JUST WHOSE PROSTATE IS IT ?​

So much as her body and parts BELONG to her husband…
Do his BELONG to her as well…? Prostate and all?
Should she keep “it” healthy… FOR HER?
There is a relatively unknown, preventative, health aid for prostates… that’s right… an aid, to help keep the best of men around for a greater length of time… There are a few of those still around… MEN worth keeping… the father of your children… the man that became Grampa or has added the GREAT to that title… the man that loved you, through all the things a marriage goes through. Would this MAN be worth keeping around? Worth a bit MORE of your time?
Just call it; O-Mama-Care
There is a wonderful tool that will HELP keep him healthy, for a greater length of time… Keep that prostate healthy, keep it from going sour (yes they do), functioning, and your love life from doldrums (if women talked to his doctor… WHOA!). This great and very simple tool is something you already possess… a tool that strengthens the marital bond, relieves some E.D. and urology problems, improves his stamina by helping him control release, and much more. A special, very inexpensive tool, which allows the woman to have positive control, via pleasurable (without the WEIRD) domination of her man… for a time. A special tool, properly used, improves woman’s self image, this simplest of simple tools, allows early detection of prostate problems, again saving his life via, proper, positive, loving use, and prepares him for D.R.E.’s, improves man’s intimacy, and still protects the ever important male mind set.
Just what kind of special tool could do all this, and not be well known, well advertised… EXPENSIVE?
Most every woman has them; very few even know the what, why and specialty of their use… many men don’t know of this tool either; and the few that do know, will not allow anyone to use them for this purpose… WHY? Because it’s socially seen, as something only homosexuals do, or allow. OOPS! Nearly gave it away… yes the tools use, scares the bijous out of monogamous, loving, married men.
But first…
Very few women and a lot of men haven’t the slightest clue what the prostate is, or does… why it goes bad… what makes it go bad… and most of all… that it is one of the most eccentric, man love parts, which woman can enjoy… in HIS body.
But such a tool must be difficult to operate or expensive to own and use, right? Actually NOT. You and most other women already have this tool… no purchase required. But some accessories might be desirable… AHH-HA! The sales pitch!!! The... “But Wait…” catch; REALLY… accessories are something you find in any department store… nothing to order… no web sites to join… Nothing to do except… HERE IT comes !!!!
YOU have got to get HIM, to allow YOU access… to HIM… to use it!
That… is the catch!
The ugly truth is… the way this tool is to be used…
The TOOL? In a minute…
The wife has allowed his probing, poking, many other male to female advances, and done many female to male, enjoyable to him anyway, oral pleasures… the woman has no viable recourse… RIGHT?
WRONG!!!
BUT; You… keeper of the TOOL… you must get him to allow YOU access, to something he only allows his doctor, reluctantly anyway, and then “IF” he ever goes to the doctor. He’ll not allow anyone this access, not on his own; YOU must convince him lovingly, to allow you to perform this preventative health measure, with the simple tool, that most all women possess…
HER FINGERS!!
Yes; by using your gloved, lubed, fingers to massage his prostate, through his colon wall, you can extend the life of, that sometimes rare, but keep-able MAN… It’s a rare, healthful, and preventative measure, which has a mostly positive, extremely pleasurable side effect.
Is this just something more for the woman to do, to/for him?
YES; IF THAT’S HOW YOU WANT TO LOOK AT IT.
The other way is… to see him surrendering himself completely… to you… surrendering that forever controlled “Third Nut” and anal canal to your loving touch…
Were you supposed to enjoy his playful advances, by him touching you inside your body, with his fingers? Should you now be allowed the same access? For his health? His health, with extremely healthy and WOW pleasures… for the both of you?
The major problem is… most MEN will not allow anyone in there… The YUCK factor, stops all but the most adventurous women… medical exam gloves, and some of that rectal lube, to help things slide in, are most important to get past the eeeew, factor as well.
But… Again, the loving wife’s problem, is to get in there; starting in the shower, washing EVERYTHING is the most direct method, getting him more comfortable with touching “backthere”… then to get him to slowly allow you to access, that horribly nasty hole, in the back of his person… or that wonderfully clean, glory hole… you… get to play with… How do you see it?
HIS and your acceptance, that this is not abnormal, rather a healthy preventative measure to KEEP A KEEPER… and do it lovingly, with an urgency that is designed to help him, enjoy YOU… longer.
Now the other edge of the sword… Some men avoid doctor’s advances into their colon, partly because it’s that male to male touching… (doesn’t matter how the medical staff… “SEE IT”… the Doctor’s Don’t Care—The Patient Does) men will not discuss, or admit to this, as the problem, but be assured, it is one of his mental drawbacks. My wife found a doctor, that is a woman, for me… because I couldn’t discuss anything sexual, you know, stuff… down there… with a man, that MIGHT be homosexual… it’s difficult and embarrassing enough to discuss male parts anyway… but personally… I’D prefer a woman, cannot fathom discussing sexual things with a homosexual… and with the political push to advance homosexuality these days…
I’D prefer feminine fingers “tickling my colon” to check the prostate.
I’D prefer a feminine face at groin level, examining genitals
I’D prefer the gentleness of a woman, examining male extensions.
Again; I cannot discuss sexual matters with a homosexual male – you aren’t sure these days – so -
I’D prefer the safer doctor… that is a woman.
Surprisingly, to most women… not to stand totally exposed, touched by a woman… rather… NOT to do the same for/with another man.
So… Why are there so FEW Urologists, which are female?
And just whose prostate is this anyway? Doesn’t it belong to YOU… the wife?
Your access… back there, will inevitably help him be less distressed, when he must allow the doctor access… and with your playful access… back there, you can find most all prostate problems… well in advance of their becoming deadly.
One must sometimes make an investment, if one wishes a return… Has he earned your attentions? Have you requested anything special? Or just waiting for him to DO IT? (Sometimes the man, would love for his LADY to, take him by his come along, and lead him on!) If he’s to stay away from PORN to love you, then you must begin to communicate, as to your desires – touch here – taste there --- he’ll talk to you – when he knows what you want to talk about – men are great – but not mind readers – you want communication – communicate!
In the world of business, one must invest to get a return - Same in the Bedroom – tired of the doldrums? Same old routine? Invest in a new strategy – he’ll love you for it, once you convince him, to allow you access, back there!
Then communicate… what you’d like in return – just to be held? I’m sure he’ll be more than willing to hold you – after all - you just invested in his extended life and love… with you.
Does his prostate… now belong to you… the loving wife?

Of course the problem still remains;
“Breaking wind, and not being thought of as weird!”
And Bubba replies gleefully… “Yeah… a really loud, smelly, and wet one!”
Nope… not a clue!

 

How many wives that lost a good man, to prostate related problems... (not the ones privately cheering his demise) would have tried something, even just a bit daring, audacious, venturesome, mmm… risqué... yet so simple, to... not only detect the probability of a stale prostate, but catch that prostate... before... it was too far gone to save?

After reading many web sites... getting past all the weird, the religiously eccentric's, the lies, the homosexual lunacy, the exaggerations, the threats (albeit medical), the sales pitches (for sex toys), and the smut... I found there is something real to this prostate massage.

But...DOCTOTRS will not only, not promote, they will discredit... (as a threat to their earnings)anything like a private prostate massage... unless of course... the massage is being performed in their office... and you can count on one hand, the number of MEN that will allow a male doctor that leniency... very few!

Every-time, through their promotional advisers, doctors intimidate man's masculinity - insult his integrity – and violate his manhood… and so long as MAN sees this violation of his being, as homosexual, man will continue to avoid, to his death, such indignant ventures. Avoid that is; until his mind's eye is changed... and that will only happen - when his wife becomes more adventuresome, to begin - again pardon the pun - “playing doctor” with his ever protected backside.
What women have to do, or are expected to do medically... is heart felt... but not relevant, in the realm of MALE MODESTY.

Again... other than the man well maintained... only the wife benefits from a healthy prostate... think on that for a moment.
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Is flippin' him off now an offer? :sunny:
Is flippin' her off now a request?:devil:

Is the "Bird" now the WORD?:2thumbsup: