george bush runs from cloud

President George Bush was bundled into an underground bunker, Dick Cheney was evacuated to an "undisclosed location" and heavily armed secret servicemen took up defensive positions when a fast-moving cloud scudded towards the White House, it was reported yesterday.



The cloud that materialised 30 miles south of Washington on Wednesday morning was so dense it triggered radar monitors on the Domestic Events Network, intended to prevent a repeat of the September 11 attacks. As an anti-aircraft missile battery on the roof of a nearby building was raised to the fire position, a Black Hawk helicopter was scrambled to take a look, but saw nothing except some clouds, one of which turned out to be the suspected aggressor.



The customs and border protection agency did not return calls seeking comment yesterday, but a spokesman, Gary Bracken, told the Washington Post that a cloud was to blame. "It does happen," he said. "We have to deal with weather anomalies showing up on the radar screen."

Such false alarms are common, triggered by clouds, flocks of birds or private aircraft wandering off course, but the White House confirmed yesterday that this was not the first time since September 11 2001 that the president has taken refuge in the hi-tech bunker beneath the building, the Presidential Emergency Operations Centre.

It was not clear yesterday what it was about Wednesday morning's cloud that created such havoc. It was moving at about the speed of a helicopter, disappearing and then appearing again on the radar screen, but the same could be said of many clouds.

The White House spokesman, Scott McClellan, said the president was in the bunker for only a short time - the all-clear was sounded about 20 minutes after the first alert. US officials claimed that the incident showed how smoothly the alert system was functioning. By federal law since the September 11 attack, air passengers have to remain strapped in their seats within half an hour's flight time of Washington. Private aircraft have also been stopped using the Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, just across the Potomac river from the Capitol building and the White House, although that ban is expected to be lifted soon.

 

damn it, there goes the chance of lightning ever doing the job. friggin rich bastard, has a bunker special just for rain. i want to spit on that dude.

 

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go there and you might get the same ad on the right as i did

 

oh well
i got an ad where you get to punch out bush

 

omg that was freekin amazin!! thank you!

 

sarcasm sucks

 

<<ENTER VOICE OF NARRATOR 'although usually sarcastic, the stranger appears to have been quite serious in his last remark'>>

 

I got it, but I ain't clickin.

 

ha haa... who knows what those clouds are upto... maybe there just getting his confidence and one day they won't evacuate.... then the cloud will descend and up root him, dice him, fry him and eat him... who knows what unknown life forms have it in for him!

 

how much money did they blow on radar monitors like that? if it's picking up clouds, that might be a hint that it's overkill.
oh, that bush.

 

Let's all go urinate in his dinner.

 

The man is dangerous.

If you give the president a pretzel...

 

perfect family guy quote:

Max: What do you want!?
Peter: Financial advice.
Max: ...wait...how'd you know I was an accountant?
Peter: Helllllooooooooooo, Max WEINSTEIN!!! Peter: Lois, this is my new friend Max Weinstein! He's Jewish!
Lois: Ooooooooh, how exotic!

Rabbi: Mr. Griffin, why does your son want to become Jewish?
Peter: I dunno...he's bi-curious

Peter: You better watch who you're calling a child Lois. Because if I'm a child, do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert

Cleveland: You're the white version of a black guy that's not good with his money.

Peter: That's what you said about that cloud insurance. Look at them up there...plotting.
(cut to a scene of two clouds with mouths)
Cloud 1: So Bill, we attack tomorrow.
Cloud 2: Yes...tomorrow
(pause)
Cloud 1: I mean it this time.
Cloud 2: I do too.



cloud insurance

 

Was that really in the show

 

yes. but it was on the one in series two that they never showed because it was apparently too anti-sematic or whatever it means to be anti-jewish - "When you wish upon a weinstein"

class episode....

 

Damn, non-free speech blows.

 

"The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois."


really isn't anti-jew. they even asked rabbis and they thought it was ok because he actually learnt that not all jews were good with money....what the hell is wrong with being good with money?!?!?!

 

Seth Green is a fucking genious.


...he is the writer, isn't he?

 

he does Chris Griffin's voice mainly..

Seth McFarlane writes it and does the voices of Peter, Brian and Stewie (i think)


HE is the genius

 

I was close enough. :H