Gas

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Enraged Angel, Mar 20, 2009.

  1. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    What do you do when you have gas at work??

    I let it go... I feel bad for the people around me though. haha
     
  2. CaptainLS

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    i just masturbated and everythings sticky :(
     
  3. Enraged Angel

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    It happens.

    Need help cleaning that up? :rolleyes:
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i try to enclose my coworkers in a small area and let it rip and walk away
     
  5. CaptainLS

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    :D sure
     
  6. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    my farts really don't smell - dean has confirmed it. it's weird, but fortunate. so yeah, i just let 'er rip.
     
  7. Enraged Angel

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    Haha. My friend will come up and ask me to pull her finger and let it rip. lmao

    Somtime she does it and walks off just to throw people off.
     
  8. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I work in fast food. You couldn't smell it over the grease and ice cream and just...overall store smell anyway. But I don't really get gas at work too often, so I don't have that problem much.
     
  9. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    It depends.

    I make sure I make no noise, and of course I don't do it in small spaces.
    But if you gotta go, you gotta go. I might release a bit here, a bit there, so as not to overwhelm my coworker's unfortunate senses of smell, but generally, I just let it go and don't worry too much about it.
     
  10. Enraged Angel

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    I've pulled that one too on really smelly days.
     
  11. moondaddy

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    The ideal job for farting is a hog farm. Barring that, nursing homes are good because you can always blame it on some old dude or dudette.
     
  12. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    I work with food so I just go to the freezer and let it rip.
     
  13. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    I go to the bathroom to do it. Unfortunately, the people at the office are so uptight that even farting in the bathroom is socially unacceptable. :(
     
  14. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    i always let it go no matter where i am. i am not going to poison myself just because people think it`s wrong to fart in public places. and usually my fart is silent most of the times and again most of the times aroma-less so nobody ever finds out anyway
     
  15. Friend

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    If I have gas @ work and I know that the fart won't make any noise - I go for it of course. I also try to get my co-workers closer and if I can, I turn on the heaters to make sure I can make a few of 'em sick. I find that my farts have an exquisite good smells. It the shit of others I hate.
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i don't fart. :mad:
     
  17. GLENGLEN

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    I'm So Pure...... My Farts Are Odourless..:Angel_anim:.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  18. Enraged Angel

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    Fuck them. Let them deal with it, what are they going to do?

    LIAR!
     
  19. NotDeadYet

    NotDeadYet Not even close.

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    Act like the total assholes that they are, I guess. We shall see. Nobody can hold it in for 9 hours.
     
  20. Enraged Angel

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    Yea, I know!

    Somtimes I feel bad, but other times... well. It's a natural human thing. :D
     
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