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Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Peter Popper, Oct 3, 2009.

  1. Peter Popper

    Peter Popper Tripper

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    sooo me n 2 friends went out last night. i hooked up with 3 or 4 woman i forget. anyway one of them and her friend toward the end took me and my 2 friends to her house. we were gonna go to more clubs but they have a 3oclock lockout now its shit. but so we went to there house, my 2 friends did a mmf threesome with one of them, and i went with the other one.
    i warned her she would have to work for me to get hard, cause 1. i drank aot. 2. im on anti-deprssants 3.i have done too many xtc pillls.
    i got to fuck her a little bit but she didnt want to suck my dick, it would have been the miricale cure lol. but its just shit i want to be able to fuck when im smashed.

    nothing is worse than having a naked lady on u beggin to fuck her, and u physicallly cant, even tho u want to.
    i fingered her some and rubbed her clit...she didnt want me to lick her out and i wouldve since i couldnt get hard. but mehh.

    fuckin hell im quitting smoking
    now im even more paranoid about my dick.
     
  2. Jokerzilla

    Jokerzilla Banned

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    Stop getting drunk and trying to fuck.
     
  3. sg girl

    sg girl Member

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    from wat ive read in ur post
    u can never get hard wen needed to
    stop drinkin
    stop takin antidepresents
    and then maybe just maybe
    u can finally get laid....
     
  4. Jokerzilla

    Jokerzilla Banned

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    I think a lot of people keep telling him that...and seemingly every week he comes back with another story of how he couldn't get laid because he was too drunk.
     
  5. Peter Popper

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    lol fuck

    maybe ill just buy some viagra for when im drunk...
     
  6. enayes

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    get a life dude
     
  7. Peter Popper

    Peter Popper Tripper

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    ohhh so what do u think a life is. playing WOW till 5am on a saturday night lol
     
  8. enayes

    enayes Member

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    you nailed it man :rolleyes: For me I enjoy just watching a movie with my girlfriend either before of after we have sex. I don't like to party, but I do play Ultimate Frisbee in college :cheers2:

    I just think your stories and posts you make are borderline pathetic. Do you really enjoy yourself? Just to add, I only stumbled onto this forum cuz I used to post on the dread forum :)
     
  9. De stoned fryball

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    Damn Peter Popper. I remember reading your advice on psychedelics and shit years back! A while ago I thought you were gonna stop the psyches for a while because you had trouble in class.

    Sorry to hear about this latest unfortunate occurence. I really hope maybe you will work a bit on yourself and next time you will have an awesome time with a naked girl! I literally can't imagine what that was like, but I worried about that when I was virgin. Luckily I didn't have it happen. Keep your head up bro. Become an outstanding thinker, not an outstanding drug taker. :D
     
  10. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    This also never happened.

    Dude, I'd rather talk to kids on WoW until 5am than trying to impress people on the interwebs with retarded stories that are obviously completely fabricated.

    Jesus titty fucking Christ.
     
  11. Peter Popper

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    lol fabricated? i have told everything exactly how it is? what is it to u that seems so hard to beleivve? weird...
     
  12. Peter Popper

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    how come u think there pathetic?
    i guess my life is a little pathetic? only cause i worry about getting hard.
    what else is pathetic?
     
  13. Peter Popper

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    hv
    lol hey man. yeah nah i stopped all that shit yeah. i havent done acid in like 7 months i think. dont take drugs at all. i blame the xtc for my dick problems. nah just the anti-depressants i think. they give me low labido. sucks
     
  14. De stoned fryball

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    Dude overdoing ecstasy is obviously gonna drain your serotonin. Maybe you should quit the anti depressants for a bit. Obviously I'm not trained to give advice like this, but shit man. I'd rather be possibly depressed and have sex= not depressed anymore, than on some pills that are supposed to make me happy than cause my dick to not work.. kind of a conundrum.
     
  15. Peter Popper

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    very much a conundrum man, the plot thickens... if i dont take anti-depressants than i dont last as long in bed... so well i need to take anti-depressants for about a year then they rekon it will retrain my dick to last longer permanently.

    so just dealing with the labido gotta take these damn herbal pills. there good they make me really horny and hard... well most of the time, but u have to take them 4 weeks on 2 weeks off. and i just have troouble with that ratio. iv taken em too long with not enough breaks now there not working very well. and cause im single i dont not want to be on these herbal pills cause then ill be paranoid, but iv got like 3 girls im so close to fucking........lol woh so there u go. if u understand that than ur a genius.
    cause see i just became single recently, and i did have a routine of taking the pills that me and my ex would be happy with. loll
    anyway thats long enough.
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    too...much...poor...spelling...and...grammar...all...in...one...place...

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  17. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    Yeah thats a bright idea....you will get hard from viagra, and NOT be able to cum fron the anti-depressants. That sounds fun.
    :nopity:
     
  18. largeamount

    largeamount Senior Member

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    yeah thats a bright idea... keep posting on this year old long dead thread
     
  19. Nyxx

    Nyxx HELLO STALKER

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    I did not look at the date..,
    wonder if he can keep his dick hard now :tongue:
     
  20. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    You can't just stop taking antidepressants you have to slowly lower your dosage
    It can fuck shit up
    Secondly there's nothing wrong with not being able to get hard when your mixing drugs and alcohol, antidepressants are KNOWN to make you have a low libido
    Mixing viagra, and x, and alcohol seems like a health hazard tho.

    I don't know, i'd say do one or the other.
    E or drink
    And try to whene yourself off of anti depressants.I used to take them, and they're bullshit really.
     

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